Loose Seal

secret agent. she/her.

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

a true american can survive on just corn syrup and debt

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

@mrpxssy THANK YOU for your attention to this matter 🙏

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

This man is truly everywhere now. @hasanthehun go get your bag from Amazon, they have you selling glasses for $1.39

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

Thanks yours is great too. But don’t tell me what to do.

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

This man is truly everywhere now. @hasanthehun go get your bag from Amazon, they have you selling glasses for $1.39

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Old Cat Walking" by artist Joe L'Estrange.

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

does anyone else always get the secret service as a recommended follow or is this a personal problem

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

me when my phone rings

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

The "peek-a-boo" phase during the embryonic development of a baby bat

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Jose David Morales

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

The mini excavator is on sale only in the cartoon universe. And it’s not mini. Unless you’re already mini in that universe; then it’s proportionally kinda normal sized for a mini cartoon person.

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

Temu ads become more baffling every day

[soli @solisolsoli]

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

@equine__dentist That’s bat ass

[marysocontrary @so_contrary]

Domenico Gnoli

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Millennials, it’s time to pick your midlife crisis:
- multiple years of celibacy
- age gap bf
- declare bankruptcy
- move to a cheaper midwestern city
- hit up your first love from high school
- quit drinking
- start drinking
- edible psychosis
- start making jewelry
- get an MBA

[Loose Seal @TheOtherLucille]

it’s like rotating your tires but you move your teeth around so they wear down more evenly