Georgia

I have 4 dogs and that's the only thing that's important about me

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

Have sex again?

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Evil McFly be like:

[Heavy Metal Yeti @HeavyMetalYetii]

I'm assembling a team. We are all over 6foot and we will be standing in front of you for all your upcoming concerts.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[Georgia @Gee_willyy]

Rediscovered tater tots last night. Spectacular.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

you’ll be at your lowest and then nationwide will shine down on you and give you £100 for no reason and suddenly there’s a reason to live

[kei @offthem00n]

people who have never played tomodachi life hating on it because they didn't understand until now what kind of game it is are sooooo irritating to me. "is there any engaging gameplay" it's tomodachi life man. you feed them whole lobsters and moldy bread. it's tomodachi life

[mariana @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

[suze @cortadoedison]

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

[trash jones @jzux]

do not april fool me i am hanging on by a thread and i will snap

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Can’t believe how light it is.

[Georgia @Gee_willyy]

My fav thing my mum does is that she's started calling innocent smoothies "smoothies of the innocent"

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

hard to not burst into tears at all times because of, you know, everything

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only retweet this today

[Dan @leathergregory]

It's a cracking day for going out and just Getting In The Way™ you know. Go to the supermarket, stand in front of the milk for ages, reach for the same bag of parsnips at the same time as someone else, leave your trolley sideways across the aisle.

[Jay Black @hellojayblack]

I’m not saying that my wife needs to dress in all black and grieve me for a year or anything like that, but I’d like to think she’d stay away from sparkling pantsuits and onstage fireworks displays for, like, a few months at least.