Gilbert Yegon

AUTHOR| WORDSMITH EXTRAORDINAIRE|FORTUNAM REVERENTER HABE|NUNC AUT NUMQUAM|IN VERITATE TRUIMPHO|AD MAIOREM DEI GLORIAM|BELLATOR LUCIS|

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Life is good jolly jolly ⁦@g_okoyo⁩ . All the best on the new gig Omera

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@RobinsonMuiru @KeKirwa 🤣🤣🤣

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@ChelagatVee @KeKirwa 🤣🤣🤣

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@ElonMuskLatest @elonmuskADO Abso-fu***n-lutely.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Mama Ida Odinga: I appeal to our people that we must mourn Raila Odinga in peace. It’s a solemn occasion and not an occasion of confusion. Things work better if we do things in a solemn manner

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@Mrbankstips Amen

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@SaysArwas @MikeSonko 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@BBobants Ouch😁

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@PropesaTV Eish🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@TrollFootball 🤣🤣🤣

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar.

The Reds exit the Carabao Cup.

Grimsby: ✅
United: ❌

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

“Yes we lost at Grimsby but do you remember that performance against Arsenal?” 😭😭😭🤣

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

When a woman steps into your house, she shouldn’t feel like she entered a mall, she should feel like she just walked into a warlord’s den.

Your walls should speak discipline.
Your space should scream authority.
Your presence should silence her nonsense before it even starts.

But most men? They roll out Netflix and WiFi like clowns at a circus, begging for approval.

Newsflash: she’s not impressed by your gadgets, she’s testing your gravity.

A man’s house is not a playground. It’s his fortress.
And if your fortress doesn’t radiate respect,
don’t be surprised when she treats you like a toy.

Stay dangerous. Not decorated.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

When a woman enters your house for the first time, she should be terrified.

She should know that you are a man who doesn't entertain disrespect and bulshit.

A man's house is a battlefield.

But most of you have become emasculated, the first thing you show women in your house is your TV and WiFi router.

Do you think women are interested in your shiny objects?

They are not!

She is not interested in entertainment.

She has left a big TV and a reliable WiFi at her father's house.

Stay dangerous!

#MasculinitySaturday

[Kemoi🦋 @realpastrolist]

More young Kenyans are gaining steady employment, reducing joblessness and empowering themselves through dignified and sustainable sources of income.
#Delivering1MJobs
Pesa Mfukoni

[Joel Mulwa jr @mulwa_jr]

Climate worX is not only a chance to conserve the environment and make it beautiful and better but a chance which has tapped more youths in the program and earned a living .
#Delivering1MJobs
Pesa Mfukoni

[Kenya Kwanza Commentary 🇰🇪 @KKCommetary]

From tree planting to clean-up drives, 110,000 jobs now tackle climate change while putting money in people’s pockets
#Delivering1MJobs
Pesa Mfukoni

Kasmuel Thika 1 million pool #MainaAndKingangi #CHAN2024 Treasury The Government

[Facts Kenya 🇰🇪 @WilliamsMkenya]

This is what delivery looks like! 🔥 320,000 jobs in housing, 110,000 in Climate Worx 🌱, 185,000 in digital tech via Jitume & TVETs, and 400,000 in global opportunities. Youth are cashing in big. Pesa Mfukoni! 💸💼 #Delivering1MJobs ✔️

[Gilbert Yegon @Gillyegz]

@itsKibra @AokoOtieno_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣