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1-0 in Union Square chess matches

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@SethAbrams1 @chumpzilla8 @420mercymain69 Fifeld was told by the NYT that another woman was coming forward with sexually assault allegations. She might have been told about it by a journalist? idk

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

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@StuSternysBurny @AndThatsBB post injury Skubal gets more than 1 year of Soto?

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@dogfightin2 nice of him not to wake you

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

I mostly blame independents for this shit.
They were the ones who 15 years ago told Democrats they had to provide leadership and not engage in the same partisan games Republicans do, and that Democrats would be rewarded for it, and then they went and voted GOP in multiple elections anyway.

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@AndThatsBB i will tell you that today

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@ok_post_guy figma stock

[Chip @ChipCatterson]

@redxhotline Europeans planning a trip:

Alright I’ve packed my 13 child size medium Armani Exchange T-shirts and capri length jeans. I think I’ll fly into New York City and drive to the Grand Canyon the next day. Surely it can’t take more 5 hours.

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@HalToHell the game is played on the fangraphs live stats leaderboard

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

@MurrayHillGuy1 You saw a screenshot of that girl telling you to kill yourself and you balled up your fists in rage and wrote 3 paragraphs of fan fiction about how her boyfriend likes pronouns too much

[Cincinnatus🏗️🚊🏙️🇺🇦 @Cincinnatus56]

She's so sorry that she tried to transfer assets out her name to avoid paying restitution.

Boomers get to kill you with impunity. They don't even lose their license when they kill your whole family.

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@allyparser arms warriors should do this

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@kdburnerho @dfarecs @shereeny @offbeatorbit

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@JohnnyGiunta_ @mrgrozz the fat one that yells outside citi field and paid for gerrit cole's parking tickets is significantly dumber

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@slimegirlmarx2 proposing a property tax increase