HRP Recruitment

Parody recruitment company - mocking the sh!t out of morons for decades.

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

@AHRestaurants got a gong in the NY honours list.
@RishiSunak cited him being a trade ambassador.
I'm guessing for Columbian marching powder, clingfilm & foreign sex worker imports.
Yeah,that'll contribute to helping with the UK's balance of payments.
@MichelinGuideUK @RedKitePR

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

He probably is

[𝙎am @Sam_Edwards81]

Whattt how is Tommy Fury 21 today. Guy looks like he’s a dad of 5

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Looks like Andy Mcleish was the front runner with the #clingfilm - Maybe this is where @AdamHandling got his inspiration?
FYI Andy - nice choice of lager, even then it was like pi$$

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Wonder if he has a story about #WhitePowder , #clingfilm , prostitution and @AdamHandling ?
Might listen in

[The Nightcap @TheNightcap_Pod]

BRAND NEW PODCAST 🎙

THE Johnny Godden from @flyingfish31 joins @Paulfosterchef & @SiAlexander for the second episode of Series 3 (Part 1) of The Nightcap 🥃

Subscribe & listen for free!

https://t.co/NqEt88YSka

#thenightcappod #podcast #michelinstar #passthepod #foodpodcast

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

When #chefs are wonderfully out of touch - comfort foods for home; including a recipe with wild turbot via @Insider
https://t.co/nJ93e0OMjH

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

In a nation of over 300m I wouldn't be crowing about this esp as more ppl watch strictly come dancing #cockwomble

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ Numbers are continuing to rise...

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Is it @AdamHandling AMA on Reddit?

[Joe Warwick @joewarwick]

I’d hate to have a coke habit right now... terrible for tooth enamel.

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Maybe if he cut down on his Columbian marching powder, clingfilm & hooker addiction - And using Cadogan hotel rooms as a brothel, then maybe he wouldn't need this

[big deal in the loser community @forglet18]

https://t.co/09RMGthSBI please support my wonderful friend @AdamHandling and help save our hospitality industry

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Just to point out, this twitter account isn't responsible for @AdamHandling closing his restaurants, and the feeling is that #covid19UK is just an excuse.
Story I've heard is that investors are looking to pull their money, too much #WhitePowder

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Seems @AdamHandling wants to do private parties in your house.
I think he supplies his own #Clingfilm & #WhitePowder - Not sure though, best ask him or his PR @RedKitePR #Workingfromhome

[Matt Christmas @MattChristmas1]

Very quiet tonight, would love to be able to cook for you, there’s a free toilet roll in it if you book, (seriously though, mention this tweet and I’ll shout you an extra course)

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Somebody not knowing the difference between assault & sexual assault - What part do you struggle with @willcarling ? #MeToo

[Will Carling @willcarling]

I am struggling with this. For the left ‘incident’ a 3 week ban. For the right hand ‘incident’ 10 weeks. 🤔

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Crikey @Midsummerchef that's a bit close to the bone, but with the added comment it's the best screenshot ever.
Just missing the #whitepowder

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

When another account does all the leg work for you, might have to turn this up a notch @AdamHandling like maybe tagging in the Cadogan - Oh wait, they know about your exploits don't they

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Just to be clear Gary
Are you talking about a chef that uses another chef's restaurant as his personal playground; brings hookers & copious amounts of clingfilm & white powder.Then when he gets caught gets his PR company to try & stop ppl taking the piss?Asking for @AdamHandling

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

@savagecheflad @CanteenTweets @peckhamcellars @ThomasTKKirby @chefbennett01 @cheflloydy @CompassInn @tattooedchef87 @jellyhead70 @bushychef @chefmichaelcarr @AdamHandling @AHChelseaLDN lovin your #Hashtags

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

@savagecheflad @CanteenTweets @peckhamcellars @ThomasTKKirby @chefbennett01 @cheflloydy @CompassInn @tattooedchef87 @jellyhead70 @bushychef @chefmichaelcarr @AdamHandling @AHChelseaLDN couldnt possible comment on that, but you seem to be missing a fisting and a roll clingfilm, couldnt make this sh!t up unless your name is Anthony Bourdain

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

@savagecheflad @CanteenTweets @peckhamcellars @ThomasTKKirby @chefbennett01 @cheflloydy @CompassInn @tattooedchef87 @jellyhead70 @bushychef @chefmichaelcarr Gotta bring your own, Adam doesn't like to share too much

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

Oh & @AdamHandling if you are wondering when this will stop?
F*cking never is the answer, you've been an arrogant cock to too many ppl for to long: We're going to enjoy it

[HRP Recruitment @HRP_Recruitment]

funny how @AdamHandling claims it wasn't him knocking one out over a 'lady' wrapped in Clingfilm, off his tits on #WhitePowder - Maybe it was Les Dennis #doppelgangerchallenge ?