The Duke Of Scottsdale

She's my Rushmore, Max. Based on a true story. Full time dreamer, part time underachiever, capable Lobby Boy & saver of Latin. Often fooled by a good curveball.

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@ChargeMeLater @Super70sSports The conversation happened in the dugout. Morris never chirped at TK during a mound visit.

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@Andie00471 Never before has a musical score been so superfluous, yet so goddamn pertinent. Erika's gettin' zanier by the day and here she's in next Thursday.

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@bennyjohnson Cool story, Zesty. Do you have any other cool shit that didn't happen today you wanna share with us?

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@Suzierizzo1 Ninehead

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@Cardinals_Live_ Deluxe satire. Funny stuff,sir.

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@1776America @realWhiteHats Nobody asked him who he's voting for and which party we was voting for. OP is peddling rubbish.

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@GrageDustin #DiaperDon coming to Minny to chirp at the wind in a half empty venue. He will wax eloquence about Emmer's ass and strong jawline, remind us he's not gay - and then say, "but if I was gay I'd suck his cock". The sparce gathering will clap, laugh and not cringe one bit.usual stuff

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@LauraLoomer @amyactonoh Color me unphased that Larry would defend a pedophile racist (redundancy intended). Loomer is always for the brand.

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@VP Don't cross #DiaperDon during peak #sundowning time.

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@mfreer95 @SaltyGoat17 Delusions and paranoia

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@nonbobwes @GaryPetersonUSA Satire, my man. Just satire.

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@estbom @BrandonSte84219 @PopularLiberal @estbom , This is one gaslight with no spark, nitwit. He began his answer by disavowing them. No hyperbole or polished stump speak. Just a clear, concise stance. You understand. Drives you crazy that Tommy got owned so epically.

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@1918Moonsh17670 @Andie00471 Try reading comprehension. She explicitly said "political yard signs". Private homes are except from the Florida law you cite.

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@BallotMenace @Andie00471 Bill Clinton is an ideal surrogate to stump in Florida. Highly faborable Boomer President who presided over the largest period of economic expansion in the history of our Republic. During second term the country paid off deficit and left an economic surplus when he left office.

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@BrockInVegas @FlanCoach @TimBrando Quitter

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@BurlTrout @BrockInVegas @JARTHURAFA @TimBrando With the exception of a select few industry specific jobs, there is no such thing as a "retirement age".

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@BrockInVegas @JimmySargent65 @TimBrando Of course you did. Autocorrect is your best friend.

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@MLFootball Milquetoast culture doesn't have the constitution to hang at the sportsbook. Crying "rigged" while losing 8-pick parlays. But like every 50th bet they will win & then post their winning $120 bet-slip all over social like they're a king-capper. Just clowns at the circus.

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@tlschwerz Ted, you need to resist your every impulse to formulate a thought until a game is over. Then give us your take. My patience is running thin with you, my man. Let's clean this shit up.

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@meangreenfanfan @TexasFootball If Jesus Christ shit the bed the way Arch did he'd be gettin' it just as bad. Arch will be fine, ya nitwit. He has 6 days to come again. Jesus only had three.