Hoosier Daty

Aspiring lottery winner....Southern man from TN...Single, Hard working dad of three. Looking for a place to let off some steam.

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@skramrot @turtledumplin she sounds hideous... #jakewithstatefarm

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@its33me33 👋

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@texasstalkermom yes!!

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

“@SouthernKGirl: Awesome!!”
#this!

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@herenwet no doubt!

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@SouthernKGirl gorgeous!!

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@lexvanillaface all good in Tennessee. You?

[tazz @noneofyours99]

aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done

[Saralynn Rose @JustUnstableMe]

If Twitter ever has a field trip we're gonna need a shit ton of short busses.

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

Me: What day is it??? Co-worker: Humpday!!!!! Me: No..Seriously. What day IS it?

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

“@vulcan_kelly: I don't argue...I'm just explaining why I'm right”. This... Unfortunately.... Is me.

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

So I just recently got back on Twitter... Read TL so long last night that I had to call in cross-eyed to work today. Must set limits!

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

Aaaaand there goes the last of the good whiskey... Sleep it off or go for the well variety? *well...... Goodnight!

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@PrincessBukakke @Mind_fukk already drunk. Digits please.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

[texting]

Daughter: c u soon
Me: Use real words.
Daughter: LOL
Me: Stop it.
Daughter: LMAO
Me: You're adopted.
Daughter: WTF?!?
Me: kthxbye

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@PrettyInCamo11 THIS is my tweet of the Day. Love this so much. Thanks.

[Beckalicous @PrettyInCamo11]

The officer said, "you drinking?" I said, "you buying?" We just laughed and laughed.

I need bail money.

[Hoosier Daty @HoosierDaty]

@Ashley_Alaska wow. Gotcha.

[Steve Dutzy @SteveDutzy]

Her: Are you married?

Me: If I was married, could I do this?

*Watches TV for 5 consecutive minutes without getting yelled at*