Houston Limey Rev. 2

Exiled liberal Brit living in Texas - the irony kills me. When it's 2pm in Texas it's 1984 in London.

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

#fios - the only company that switches the customer support off when the product fails #typicalverizoncrap

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@Lynseyjo1 We're all here 24/7/365.

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@KrissiBex Does that still apply if you have Broncos tickets just to scalp & support your Texans habit ? (Stupidity is not in question here)

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@LMacbeth1 It is now....stranger !

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@shelldash And don't when get me started on Kwanzaa. All those candles & latkes and deep fried turkey

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@shelldash Damn it - I guess I've always confused MLK with the Easter bunny...

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@Casmith1215 Is this a professional twitter account ?

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@amiesamsies Booooo... I'm now gonna text you the 5:15am Wod so you feel guilty

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@heatherjs Tell your husband you swallowed it - then let him dig through your poop for a week. Won't replace the diamond but you will laugh

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@HoustonTXCPFC Missed that text completely... are you going to be there on Saturday morning for the cup game ,

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@amiesamsies Unlucky in football, lucky in love. That explains the Texans form...

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@amiesamsies We'll at least you're not a Colts fan too....oooohhh....sorry

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

#southwestairlines. - You used to be great. What happened ? #transfarency = we lie to you & think you're too stupid to notice

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

#somostexans

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

#LIBERTYWHITEOUT
HERE WE GO....2015

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

Errrr.... Houston Cowboys ? Get the scoreboard right ? #preseasonscrewup #texans

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

Just got my shipping confirmation email from @ProperCloth - ALWAYS a great day !

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

#vzwsupport - On May 21 you asked me to send a DM detailing the issue. You finally responded on May 26. Let's not waste each others time....

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

#VZWSupport - A total misnomer if ever there was. Absolutely disgraceful service that has continued for over a week....Have I been punked ?

[Houston Limey Rev. 2 @HoustonLimeyII]

@VZWSupport - On May 21 you asked me to send a DM detailing the issue. You finally responded on May 26. Let's not waste each others time....