Wasted!

Nothing important goes on here. Fun 🤩

[M. Ibrahim @mochibrahim]

My thesis is almost finished. Here’s also my dedication page.

[kokistyled @kokistyled]

Wazungu hawako Kenya can see through this BS but mkundugenzi and co think we are all stupid! #RutoMustGo

[mike. @mikealebiosu]

without twitter, a lot of us wouldn’t even know what is happening in this country.

the mainstream media has failed woefully.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Madolla Mapesa claims if you send him 1k during his TikTok live he will send you 10k back. The sad part is innocent Kenyans actually send the cash. Hii Nairobi kukuwa maskini is purely out of morality. Scammers out here are very shameless.

[Gerald ™🇰🇪 @_gerald001]

Kwa plot wasichana wakikuona unaanika nguo na kujianulia for like three days, ua wanajijazia uko single. Sasa wanaanzanga salamu na kukuletea chapati wakipika. Lakini ile siku wataona mtu anatoka huko kwako, hivo ndio watakuongeza kwa list ya their enemies. Ata salamu wanakatiza

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Money is only sweet in your youthful energetic years.Hii pesa ya kungoja uteseke kwanza alafu unakua millionaire when your libido is dying and your organs are failing hadi umeambiwa uavoid nyama na daktari hata huwa haisaidii

[Mwiha @Mwihaki_]

i’ve just remembered an old white woman abroad asked me where i was from. and then she said she met a kenyan minister (woman). so i started throwing names. you will never guess who she meant 😂. muthoni kumbe anaendanga kusema yeye ni minister 😂😂😂

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Parents when the last born is misbehaving:

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Chesa

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

“Players don’t want to come to a sinking ship” -Harambee Stars coach Benni McCarthy says whatever is happening in Kenyan football is hurting his job.

[Eric @amerix]

Give me your Solar Products and Services quotations for a mid-level 3 medical centre.

Reliable, efficient 24-hour Solar Power that can run medical, electronic, and digital equipment, including a server.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

People who are at peace with themselves are skilled at war.

[Eric @amerix]

I haven't been able to sit at my desk and work today.

Electric power has been going out every 5-10 minutes since this morning.

@KenyaPower's incompetence is now a joke taken too far.

My office landlord has given me the go-ahead to install solar.

Enough is enough!

[mamii.d @__velsss]

Being physically out of shape AND financially unstable while actively looking for a partner is fucking insane to me.

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

Mbiti is a doctor, CEO Aluta, CEO MbitiAid, Therapist, Dj, Mathare doctor. It's hard to be him😥😂😂

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Thinking and Depression will resume on Monday kwa sai niku Zep! Zep! Zep! Zep! Zep!

[SUKA BAIBE @sukabaibe95]

23rd September 2026.
I defended!
Associate consultant ENT surgeon.

[MyPersonal~Person @My__personalP]

The Standard Gazette headline alone deserves a passport. 🤣

[glitched @Damianvynn]

Finally niko kwa graduation list🥳🥳🙏😭

[Mr.Nobody ke🇰🇪.. @LevieLevitoh]

Monday ilikua inadhani Friday haitafika mamae,leo ni kufunga laptop na kutuma waiter>>>>