Jayyyyy

the higher you get, the harder you fall. i mean, ask any coconut. he/him

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

@daintysl0th you wait until the water is frozen then cut out a big slice of it.

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

the most righteous sound in cinema is the thompson SMG in fury when it rips that SS officer in half

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Jiffy Lube employees on their lunch break

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

@pedrorios03 @albatsross @6b5hcc2grv @Variety hate??? escalated that pretty quickly man lol

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

@6b5hcc2grv @Variety oh my bad i didn’t know you could personally hire the NYPD.

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

@bf_crane based

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Big week for hands.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

He’s spraying his shit crazy style

[chase @_chase_____]

churches are so beautiful. i wish they weren’t so religion / worship based. they should make one where you can go and be foul

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

i can text you some sour creams that aren’t so sour.

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

shut up and get those Fantas!

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I give a rat’s ass

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Social Media Day.

What is your favorite social media post of all time?

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

@Maddy_Matinee COME AND GET PAPA BEAR

[Darren Mooney @Darren_Mooney]

I love that the part of Nolan's brain that went "there must be a reason why Batman's gauntlets have scallops?" is clearly the same part that asked "there must be a reason why Elizabeth Debicki is so tall?"

And settled on, "So she can drive a car from the backseat with her feet."

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

chili fries horsey style

[Jayyyyy @JayNVarma]

@TheDunkCentral @colincowherd well… he is.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I am impressed by this. Not by their climbing or bypassing security. But to be such a specific kind of crazy, that requires not just bravado but also great skill, and to find someone exactly as crazy, as skilful, as willing, who even happens to look like you and to have them be in love with you... few people will ever be so lucky, few people will ever live life so fully. To be lucky to find this, you don't need to live 80 or 90 years. They have already lived a hundred lives.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The rock that wiped out the dinosaurs was about six miles across, taller than Mount Everest, moving at 45,000 miles an hour. It hit shallow sea off what is now Mexico at 60 degrees, which a 2020 Imperial College London study found was close to the deadliest angle possible.

The steep angle mattered more than the size. Coming in at 60 degrees threw the most rock and gas high into the sky, where wind could spread it around the world. And the target was the worst it could have picked, shallow seafloor made of sulfur-rich rock. The impact turned that rock to vapor and threw billions of tons of sulfur into the air.

The blast, equal to billions of Hiroshima bombs, was only the start. As the debris thrown into space fell back to Earth, friction turned each piece into a glowing hot pellet. For up to an hour, the sky over much of the planet glowed like the inside of an oven set to broil. Anything caught in the open cooked. The only land animals with a real chance were the ones that could hide underground or underwater.

At a site in North Dakota, nearly 2,000 miles from the crater, scientists found fish buried with tiny beads of impact glass still stuck in their gills. Those fish died within an hour of the strike, killed by a wave that sloshed out of an inland sea when the ground heaved.

What finished the dinosaurs came slower. The sulfur and dust wrapped around the whole planet and blocked out the sun, and with the light gone the warmth went too, dropping global temperatures by several degrees and keeping them down for years, in some models more than a decade. Plants need sunlight to make food, so in the dark they died. The plant-eaters starved. Then the animals that hunted them starved as well, and the loss climbed up the food chain until about three quarters of every species on Earth was gone.

Here is the part the joke gets right. Birds are dinosaurs. They split off from small meat-eating dinosaurs more than 150 million years ago and lived alongside the giant ones for over 100 million years. Most birds died in the disaster too, including every last one that still had teeth. The ones that made it were small, ground-living birds with beaks that could crack open seeds, and seeds can sit buried in the soil for years, waiting out a disaster.

Those few survivors became every bird alive today, more than 10,000 species. The pigeon outside your window is a dinosaur whose family lived through the single worst day this planet has ever had.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom shows up