Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles

Shrek, drugs, & rock and roll

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

friend: you’re the DD tonight
me:

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me after two domestic light beers

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@SlimWang3 @KyJerk I broke the news to you in person. You went right back to sleep. You didn’t care then don’t act like you care now.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Nothing could have prepared me for this

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@RalphForeign So brave of you to say something so stupid

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

I’m assembling a team

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

Let me tell you about the V sit reach to auto-fellatio pipeline (said to a girl cornered at the bar)

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

Haters are going to hate this but I’m back on my bullshit

(Haters are lantern flies and my bullshit is stepping on them)

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@SlimWang3 Young Sheldon is still kicking. You should check it out.

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@KyJerk Stolen valor

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

He finally came!

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

This just happened…

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@KyJerk Shocked you didn’t include Abella Danger

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

Just got lost in a Gilbert Arenas highlight montage. He might be too 3 all time.

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@atrobbiestar Babin absolutely prospered with wide 9 formation that one year. 18 sacks was something.

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@KyJerk

[Kat @_slopknit]

Need

[Jim Lahey’s Ghost of empty liqour bottles @JimLiqour]

@KyJerk Honorable mention: A boyfriend of a friend of ours who kept hijacking the aux and played strictly tame impala