Joseph Coll

Lawyer, husband, father, Arizona Cardinals fan, left is best, veteran

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@AshleyMoodyFL Ashley Moody supports funneling billions of our tax dollars to Israel, fueling forever wars and genocide.. She also supports legislation to CRIMINALIZE criticism of a foreign government. Does that sound like freedom to you?

Stand with @AngieNixon to unseat AIPAC Ashley Moody.

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

The magnitude of what just happened may take some time to sink in.

This is the first time Iran has struck Israel after Israel struck another country's territory (that is, not Iran).

This means that the battle lines have been moved.

Iran's deterrence had already been restored in the sense that Israel knew that any strike on it would be responded to.

But now, Iran has proven that it will also respond to Israeli strikes on Lebanon.

This is the first time in decades that a regional power has the means, capacity, and willingness to put hard power against Israeli military maneuvers or aggression against a third party.

Read full analysis here: https://t.co/CPawJ4TYdr

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@RMBee The critical response really sapped our enthusiasm. After seeing Project Hail Mary 7 times in theaters, I think we’ll hold off on this one for now.

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@projecthailmary Hi Rocky! This baby Eridian won’t let me answer my work phone. Any suggestions?

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@pmarca Very normal thing to say…Nice work 👍

[12 News @12News]

BREAKING: Police have identified 23-year-old Mariana Noriega as the suspect in an Avondale child abduction. Noriega and the child were seen in the City of Maricopa on Saturday, police said. MORE: https://t.co/0B8GJQae1v

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@RMBee You should also look into the amazing work Cuba has sent its doctors around the world to perform, with a fraction of the resources and support from the international community.

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@BULU_SILENCIO @GeBaiDC @mcuban Not even a little bit, actually

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

You’re laughing. Three million Rob Schneider fans are trapped in a digital purgatory and you’re laughing

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@RMBee The VA calls me like once a year and I just tell them everything is fine (which is true). That’s about all the outreach they do.

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@conner_omalley Marshalls? You think you’re too fucking good for Walmart?

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@xxbenxt800 @dieworkwear @LeonardScolaro @nytimes You’re throwing dream quality punches. Relax.

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@BKCaliNative @ZohranKMamdani @NYHTC One of government’s primary goals is to protect its citizens. That’s why it runs police and fire departments. Government is literally meant to be a guardian of its citizens. What are you talking about?

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@Cringusxd @gothamcityelle Hell would freeze over before I ever would like a tweet mocking my wife.

[Jeff Nippard @JeffNippard]

Exercise and vaccines both save lives.

Vaccines prevent about 5 million deaths per year (Lancet, 2024).

Lack of exercise contributes to about 5 million deaths per year (Lee et al., 2012).

Yet, Joe Rogan only complains when vaccine experts don’t preach fitness, and has no problem when fitness pros don’t preach vaccination.

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@charliekirk11 You are so full of shit and you know it.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Impeachment now. Entirely illegal under both domestic and international law.
Expel him from office and send him to the Hague.
Anyone not calling for his immediate expulsion from office has surrendered the right to claim they care about the rule of law.

[Joseph Coll @JosephColl87]

@RGSahawneh @ryangrim @majorityfm @JonahDispatch I want the US to cut its support to both Saudi Arabia and Israel in equal measure