Josh Lanzet

''There's no I in denial.''

[Josh Lanzet @JoshLanzet]

Every girl in #LA on a dating app loves hiking and a guy that makes her laugh. If you need me, I'll be doing stand-up at Runyon Canyon.

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@boardyai @andrewdsouza building Silvr, an AI shopping platform that recognizes products from image and video content in real-time. would love in on Boardy Pro

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You don't want to miss this! Tonight at 730 at the improv!

[Hollywood Improv @HollywoodImprov]

Tonight at 7:30 in The Lab The Jet Set Comedy featuring @iamcrystalmarie @Biancacristovao #kellyryan #amymiller @ahmedlovesbread @ReemEdan & @JoshLanzet Get tickets at https://t.co/qi9Rnu29d4 #hollywoodimprov #comedy

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To this day I'm still on the case.

#standup #comedy #jokes #jobs #pyramidscheme #mlm #funny

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@SheaSerrano any plans to go to Threads or Blue Sky? I'm trying to transition to one of them (and get off this dumpster fire), but you're one of my favorite follows and I didn't catch you on either!

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@JimOHeir Hey Jim! We did a web series together years back where you played a principal. I have a podcast where we invite people I admire over for a cup of tea and a chat. Would love to have you and help promote the book if you're interested!

[Steep Conversations @SteepConvos]

Revenge king!

HAPPY FRIDAY! GO CHECK OUT THE NEW EPISODE w/ @kathnovotny link in bio!

#steepconvos #podcast #bible #jesus #religion #god #comedy

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But Forrest Gump!

CHECK OUT THE NEW PODCAST EPISODE ft. @chadopitz LINK IN BIO!

#steepconvos #podcast #comedy #tomhanks #film #movies #actors

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It’s always a Florida man.

Check out the NEW EPISODE ft. Matt Durndak available on all podcast platforms! Link in bio

#steepconvos #podcast #aids #aidsawareness #comedy #comedian

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@SheaSerrano the number of conspiracy theory lunatics showing up in your replies is WILD

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

it’s unbelievably easy to be against the genocide that Israel’s government is carrying out in Gaza without being a raging fucking anti-Semite about it, I have no idea how so many of you are blowing this layup

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My first marriage

(hold for a massive applause that ends up shutting down the venue and becomes known as the single greatest night in comedy history)

[Knightmare @KnightmareUK]

Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?

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@MattLevy51 Snack shack deserved to be on the love list!

[Westside Comedy @westsidecomedy]

Tonight at Westside! No drink minimum. 🎟️ Tix at https://t.co/8W9gQXCJW9.

@matt_obrien @harperrosed @ScottyCavComedy @juliacomedy @davewaitecomedy @RellBattle @Luke_Null @latiftayour @TheSofiya @juicygena @mkpaulsen @JoshLanzet #LosAngeles #santamonica #standup

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@BrianDuffield I don't know how old you were when you wrote those others, but I think your take would still be pretty spot-on no matter your age!

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I don't typically bother with this sort of thing, but @saks Fifth Avenue has, without question, the worst customer service I've experienced. I'm talking worse than cable companies. Y'all are legitimately awful.

[Steep Conversations @SteepConvos]

Wait what?!

The NEW pod episode has us shook… Kim McVicar thanks for making us feel lazy. Catch the full episode linked in bio

#steepconvos #podcast #doordash #delivery

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But the smell tho…

ALL NEW EPISODE IS HERE ft. Kim McVicar AVAILABLE ON ALL PODCAST PLATFORMS! Link in bio

#steepconvos #podcast #comedy #standup #bathroom #funny

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Waterworld tea… CATCH THE ALL NEW EPISODE with Juliana DeStefano linked in bio! #steepconvos #podcast #universalstudios #waterworld #actor #universal

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Harris: we need to come together as a country

Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals

RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia