Kel Nelson

I don't know how to Twitter.

[Kel Nelson @KellyNNelson]

@ChrisCaesar The short short short version

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@naomidecter @AmtrakNEC What do you suggest Amtrak does? I’m assuming you don’t realize HOW many people they’re trying to accommodate? Yes, it’s frustrating, but you aren’t the priority.

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If your IG story looks like this

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no one is watching it ya’ll

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My good boi, Wilson, is super excited that @falloutboy named one of their new songs after him #Mania @petewentz @PatrickStump

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@daniel_nelson11 @chancetherapper Finished 4 season in 9 days yes hello

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Checked up on some Britney tickets for this summer and one ticket is more than I spent one TWO tickets for @Beyonce and I can’t imagine anything would make me happier than seeing Beyoncé so I’ll just replay “Oops! I Did It Again” over and over while I miss Britney’s concert

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@ORousteing book me in a @Balmain show 👠✨ I’ll do it for free

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@KimKardashian Fuckin Kris Jenner 👑

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@chrissyteigen Then after she tried my pretend food and said she loved it, I told her that I had picked my nose with the fork.

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@chrissyteigen And then another time I was probz 4 and cooking on my PlaySkool kitchen and made my mom try my cuisine. I made her actually use the fork and

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@chrissyteigen Once I was about 6 and being a huge brat to my mom. Then I threatened her and told her I was moving out. She told me she’d help me pack.

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@HaleyGorman7 @GirlPosts Omfg it is you

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WHYYY is Alison Pill's acting so damn flat and bland??? It's hard to take her character seriously #AHS #AHSCult #AmericanHorrorStory

[shelby @SheLynNelson]

when your man says he's going out with friends
me: i know that's why i got dressed

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Please tell me @MrRPMurphy isn't filling this @AHSFX season with gore and sex. It's overdone.. I want some thrill and actual horror #AHSCULT

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Loving the new @Snapchat video update so I can hear all of what @KimKardashian is saying before the video cuts off 💄

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@teawithmaria The fact that she's accusing all white people of being racist. How is that ok? That's called generalization, babe.

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@jasonosamede @teawithmaria No it wasn't. Not sure if you've ever done some research but maybe take a history course??

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@delapops @teawithmaria You are literally full of shit.

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He's dead 📞 https://t.co/buO8r9rM4h