deww baby

3 or 4 raccoons in a trench. she / her

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

I am reviewing this alleged hack of The Heritage Foundation.

I have identified very embarrassing data within this dataset. Why so many Chinese IP addresses? 🤔

[Parody Tim Houston @DimHouston]

If you give me a new term as Premier, we promise to do all the things we said we’d do in our first term but then arbitrarily decided against it.

Everything is back on the table! We really mean it this time. Really. Honest to goodness we mean it.

[Andy Bowers @evilpez4]

New HRM Rental Listing
Bachelor
1x1 square foot
No parking spot
$2800+ utilities
No pets

[Andy Bowers @evilpez4]

I'd collect Tim Horton's trading cards if they featured All-Star employees instead. The rarest featuring Marge from their Glace Bay location. Skills: Doesn’t apply cream cheese on only one side of a bagel. Has completed 2 correct drive thru orders in a row. Trash talks the pizza.

[Parody Tim Houston @DimHouston]

Far too many wildfires are happening already. For this reason, we’ve activated a special Nova Scotia Guard detachment known as the Sizzle Battalion.

Don’t be reckless. You don’t want these boys at your house slinging their hoses around.

#SizzleBattalion

[Parody Tim Houston @DimHouston]

It’s official: Nova Scotia will be carbon neutral by 2027 because we’re installing a major nuclear power plant on Sable Island!

Sure some of the ponies may have “irregularities” but that’s the eggs you need to break in order to make nuclear omelettes. #nspoli #CarbonTax

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

He's only mine

[whalefact @awhalefact]

like i said

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

Finally, fathers are using their large sons for good and not for crime.

[deww baby @KittyDeww]

@kaleychantal

[𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔶 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @sillyghostface]

need this mirror ❤️‍🔥🔪

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

behind every gay person there's a more evil gay person

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

This was so brave