Malcolm Orr

bon viveur, lapsed Newcastle fan (thankfully)

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

Sergio: "You know this golf course has 18 holes?"
Francesco: "I think I played them on Tuesday"

#TeamEurope

[Malcolm Orr @LLMallyO]

@SONLEJOG @geordiemedic @Seb4chuf 4" ? ? #littlehead

[Garvin Snell @Garvinsnell]

SELF DEFENCE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE:
How to defend yourself against a knife attack!!!

[Malcolm Orr @LLMallyO]

@ConsettAFC @ashington_fc Champion...excuse for another drink in France

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Fox News tried coming after Denmark's social safety net. This Danish politician's retort was legendary.

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

RIP dear Barry Chuckle. Here's to you. ❤️

[Bill Corcoran @BillCorcoran5]

102 years ago today the Northumberland Fusiliers went into battle at La Boiselle on the first day of The Somme. The Tyneside Irish Brigade and our gallant brothers the Tyneside Scottish suffered dreadful, casualties. May they be remembered today and forever. @T_IRISHBRIGADE

[Myko Clelland @DapperHistorian]

In 1866 Liechtenstein's last military engagement sent 80 men to war. 81 returned, as they had made a friend.

[Consett AFC @ConsettAFC]

It’s ours. Get in.

[Andy Zaltzman @ZaltzCricket]

When a player cannot feed corn flakes to the lucky hamster he keeps in his jockstrap, what is cricket coming to? https://t.co/k2NNMryw2R

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

Apparently this isn’t just a toilet, it’s also where you should go if you get your hand stuck in the Cookie Monster’s mouth.

[Nev @LFCNev]

The new Doctor Who intro is a bit shit

[simon smith @simonsmithgk]

Have spoken to Martin Dubravka, we would like to dedicate today’s clean sheet to Pav’s memory.

[Mark Finnigan @MarkFinnigan79]

David Moyes could take Sunderland and West Ham down in consecutive years and still have a year left on his original United contract

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I’m not a nonce. https://t.co/ejWDz7mQCH

[Malcolm Orr @LLMallyO]

@neil_milburn @colind4949 @ConsettAFC @Jordanlavery95 Wasn't big enough to have kept your nose dry...