Old-paths Wrestling Preacher

Religious legalism of hardcore men of gawd (MOG) exposed, wrestling style. Also, general wrestling GIF'S and meme's about issues Pastors often deal with.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

The MOG's response when you tell him you're taking the kids trick or treating instead of Wednesday night prayer meeting.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

What the MOG feels like doing to every person who doesn't tithe but they say we need to spend more money on missions.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

The evangelist on social media after the meanest man in town gets saved at his "awakening."

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

@FundyBB Preach!!!

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When a busy body threatens to leave church if the MOG doesn't stop preaching on gossiping.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

@bradysoop That never happens in the old-paths. The MOG always has a fresh word on his heart to condemn others, I mean lovingly share with others.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When the pastor realizes sister Betty's testimony just turned into a testiphony.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When the pastor and visiting evangelist realize their plan to pack out the old-fashioned altar isn't working.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

@dumbelldomelle @TheLovingPastor @FundyBaptist @dr_hamblin @FundyBB Hello, kind sir. Looking forward to being enlightened by your rules and restrictions.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

The look the MOG has when God gives him a thought that is not in his outline.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

@FundyBB Hayman!!!!

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When the chairman of the deacons makes a motion to cancel Sunday night services.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When you're trying to get up from the old-fashioned altar but conviction is so real it paralyzes you.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When an old-fashioned Baptist realizes that sovereign grace saved him, not the sinners prayer.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When the MOG and deacon board agree to a 15% cost of living raise under the Biblical standard of "double honor."

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

@ppockras I'm more of a "Softly and Tenderly" kind of guy. However, if that isn't working I'll switch to "Pass Me Not O Gentle Savior."

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

After the MOG preached for 1 hour, gave a 25 minute altar call, pleaded and begged for commitments, and still nobody comes to the old-fashioned altar.

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

Preacher, my cousin said that Christ died for his people, the elect. I told him that you said John 3:16 disproves that point. Do you have anything I can use to rebut his position?

[Old-paths Wrestling Preacher @LegalisticMOG]

When the MOG finds out his youth pastor has been recommending books by Sproul, MacArthur, Calvin, Luther, and Owen to the young people.