LifeCryptnautic

growing numbers on screens | sometimes building

[LifeCryptnautic @LifeCryptnautic]

pretty soon we’ll be able to get into LIT at 0.5X the price that Peter Thiel got in at

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

tell them the truth

[The Block @TheBlockCo]

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Day 1 of The Crypto IQ Finals continues!

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[The Block @TheBlockCo]

16 of the sharpest minds in crypto 🧠
$20,000 USDC on the line 💰
One champion 👑
12/8/2025

Oh, and $2,500 for our smartest viewer - is it you?

Details below 👇

[LifeCryptnautic @LifeCryptnautic]

@TheBlock__ @perry8888_ will blast the money back into the market. someone has to bid the coins

[The Block @TheBlockCo]

Want an extra $20k before the holidays?

We're giving away the last spot in our upcoming gameshow 👀

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You have 12 hours, clock starts NOW ⏰

[oxbquant @oxbquant]

the world belongs to the convexity scalpers

[Dyme @CryptoParadyme]

33k by july

[Chang @chang_defi]

no matter how broke u might be one day, there is no reason to sell courses. nothing of value was ever learned from a paid course. this includes university courses as well in many cases. even with negative traits like low IQ, there is no ceiling on learning from action and pain.

[Luke Cannon @lukecannon727]

Sisyphus & CBB assembling their family members for the MegaETH Sonar sale

[LifeCryptnautic @LifeCryptnautic]

@miaferrariii horsegirl

[dylan @narrenhut]

How it feels to be the one person at a Bay Area House Party who's drinking a beer or something instead of writing "e=mc²+AI" on a napkin

[LifeCryptnautic @LifeCryptnautic]

@qthomp @Wild_Randomness both years start with 2

[LifeCryptnautic @LifeCryptnautic]

if anyone is going to rug my community it’s going to be me

[CJ (晨杰) @cjhtech]

tokens are a long term game. the onchain market making systems are working as intended. today we had a very successful stealth launch and managed to out run the snipers. the proceeds that you see inside 0xBF3132977d9801506deF8E927c4Ff06E5b0801d1 will be used for buybacks in appropriate price ranges as more airdrop recipients exit the network. we remind you that a decent % of circ supply was distributed in airdrops. yet due to insane buy pressure despite no CEX listing, price targets have been increased considerably. as a result, some buybacks have already been initiated.

to the fudders, we are ready to be your counterparty and guarantee the long term health of the network.

to the believers, we are just getting started.

thank you for your attention to this matter. glimitless.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

If you are so smart, why are you sad?

Turns out you’re stupid

[otw2 @imotw2]

“see this? its my substack, i make hundreds of thousands of dollars by larping as a quant on here and charging for it”

[scooter @imperooterxbt]

This explains the recent launchcoin updates

[jez (equity perps era) @izebel_eth]

they decided to mandela the charts. im talking about financial easter. let him sell his last and then jesus christ it. call his quant and run the tower of god playbook.

[blockgraze @blockgraze]

yeah haha my buddy cobie sold his company for $400 milly so we’re out here celebrating. he couldn’t make it cause it’s pretty crazy when you’re closing a deal but he was loving the comments from me and the boys. i’ve actually got something similar cooking right now

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

NYC girls when they find out that their Goldman Sachs bf works in the back office