Sean Coakley

Med Student • Project Rio Lead Dev

[Sean Coakley @LittleCoaks]

Hey you

Did you know the Mario Superstar Baseball community just released their first official tier list?

The top 25 ranked players online submitted a list and it was averaged.

Enjoy

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Donald Trump literally made it illegal to be trans and an athlete in the NCAA. Did you experience any fucking material improvements in your life? No, of course you didn’t. Is that fixing the fucking gas prices? Giving Israel more money, is that going to fix your gas prices? We’ve been giving Israel $10B a fucking year. Have things gotten better in that process? Has ICE improved your lives? Elon Musk is a fucking trillionaire. Did it do anything for you that’s positive? No, of course not”

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

did someone suddenly give him truth serum

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Sean Coakley @LittleCoaks]

@StefanoBWVO Two things can be true:
• TO’s have the full right to ban players that consistently ruin the tournament experience for everyone else for that reason alone
• We should have concrete stalling rules

The only problem is that no one can agree on “good” anti-stall rules

[Project Rio @ProjectRioDev]

Project Rio 2.2.0 includes a branch new Fast Reset option. If a game crashes, disconnects, or ends unexpectedly, you can hop right back in where you left off

Here it is in action!

[Sean Coakley @LittleCoaks]

That’s right, Rio is still getting updates in 2026 😎

This is a big one, and other developers have taken lead for this one. Exciting future ahead for Rio and MSSB!

[Project Rio @ProjectRioDev]

Project Rio 2.2.0

✅ Fast Reset Feature
✅ Unlimited Gecko Code Space
✅ Texture Pack Manager UI
✅ Linux, Steamdeck, and new Mac builds
✅ Fixed Challenge Mode/Memory Cards
✅ Discord Rich Presence

[Project Rio @ProjectRioDev]

Project Rio 2.2.0

✅ Fast Reset Feature
✅ Unlimited Gecko Code Space
✅ Texture Pack Manager UI
✅ Linux, Steamdeck, and new Mac builds
✅ Fixed Challenge Mode/Memory Cards
✅ Discord Rich Presence

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Sean Coakley @LittleCoaks]

@jasonryanmd my hot take is to remove the 20% and increase the passing standards. i'd rather my doctors never miss certain diagnoses than know that leishmania is transmitted by the sandfly. this probably won't happen tho since the whole point of the 20% is to stratify board exam scores

[Sean Coakley @LittleCoaks]

@jasonryanmd “Once a metric becomes the goal, it’s no longer a useful metric”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Sean Coakley @LittleCoaks]

The daily clips bot is BACK ONLINE! 😤🔥

[Daily Mario Baseball @DailyMssb]

Wario first pitch grand slam

~BaltorandBuddies

[Daily Mario Baseball @DailyMssb]

Wario first pitch grand slam

~BaltorandBuddies

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Most effective politician in the United States is a socialist and that’s not a coincidence

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

It's very obvious that republicans have bonobo IQs because they aren't even bothering to make any policy arguments against Talarico. It goes from LOL HE'S A VEGAN To LOL HE'S GAY. Meanwhile their candidate is freeing pedophiles, committing crimes and stealing elections and they simply don't care

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Talarico: “This is the oldest strategy in the world—divide and conquer. They divide us by party, by race, by gender, by religion, by all this culture war stuff, so we don’t notice that they are picking our pockets, that they are closing our public schools all over Texas, they are gutting our healthcare, raising our premiums for Texans all over the state, and they are raising taxes on all of us while they cut taxes for themselves…Texans see through this game. They realize that we are being pitted against each other with these old, tired culture war fights so that corrupt politicians like #KenPaxton can hold on to power and continue to enrich themselves and their billionaire mega donors.”👊

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"KAMALA DID NOT HAVE A CLEAR CUT AGENDA THAT SHE WAS DEFINED BY, SO HER OPPOSITION DEFINED HER FOR HER." -@hasanthehun explaining how failing to run on decent policies and capitulating to Republican talking points causes Democrats to lose elections. Kamala is a good example. ‼️

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

@tedcruz What he’s not eating is Trump’s dick, which you of course do daily.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Literally all of this, 100%, is on Trump and MAGA. They broke this country in more ways than 1. Now we're all so fed up with them that we can't help but dish out the same attitude they give everybody else.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Obama stock trades as president: 0.

Biden stock trades as president: 0.

Trump stock trades in Q1 2026 alone: 3,600+.

When do we all just admit he is a grifter and half of the American population got tricked into thinking he'd help anyone but himself and his inner circle?