Markoth The Defouler

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@Sammpfi @Fiszterman @theonlyskypie @Reuters But have you considered:

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@anamericanlie @guardianfilm What's better, worms or minnow? Not sure which to take this next trip.

[Rhian Beutler @rhiankatie]

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story

On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.

He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.

I asked him why he moved and he shrugged

1/x

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@AngryExpo @Cyriu @KnowS0mething Look at people lime Hasan. So many have little political philosophy past 'America bad'.

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@LauPaSat_pl @MissedFlush @NASAWebb Correct me if I'm wrong physics people, but a true vacuum can't exist because particles will pop in and out if existence out out of pure quantum fuckery? Anywhere near the mark?

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@ValiArtNordic @its_me_Jt_ @SocDoneLeft And the French.

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@grama_swarajyam @MatterMechanic1 @SpaceHub_SL On the black hole itself, no you wouldn't see any colour. Light around it you would, because that light didn't hit the Black hole.

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@CalaLola92 @GuamSeleFutOK @LuquitaRodrigue Translate button is right there buddy.

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@Geo_AW3 A friend of mine in school told me that Eminem was god in it.

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@EmployerFoundMe @TheEbonyMaw Jesus. You know if everything turned out all right?

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@Joaquin02060947 @Tom55823082 @LuquitaRodrigue Colonialism? So we went and took the home of the great people of.... sheep?

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@CalaLola92 @GuamSeleFutOK @LuquitaRodrigue What's the phrase they use in football? " Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" 😉

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@LuquitaRodrigue Fuck around and find out. Again.

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@PotholeOpinion @camesawwadedin @guardian Here they are!

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@explosion_mage @OrwellNGoode Dude, horse is delicious. Have a wander through some European countries, its not entirely uncommon. And aligator/Croc? Meat tastes pretty good. Smells like piss when you cook it, bit it's not bad on the plate.

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@OrwellNGoode What's everyone's problem here. If big game weren't endangered, you bet your ass I'd have a lion burger. Or ideally, steak. I wanna try that shit. If I can eat myself some lion without a lion dying for it, what's the issue?

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@RichardHasse @plum_zach @imnumnum @conorjmac @ne0liberal Our generation was told to get university degrees, did so, are loaded with debt and unable to afford to rent an apartment without 3 roommates. Your generation could afford a house and two cars and kids selling toasters. We don't appreciate it, because what you've built is shit.

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@BigSquid0508 @shaybryder @CountDankulaTV @POTUS Hey, you never know how qualified some of us shitposters are. I know a professor of a particular field in biology whose twitter account is truly degenerate. Anime PFP and everything. Probably the most esteemed scientist in his field of research. Wild shit to see.

[Markoth The Defouler @MDefouler]

@palmettopunishR @bubba12166 @Thevoic78765386 @CountDankulaTV @POTUS 9/11 was 20 years ago, still make jokes about that. Hell, I made jokes 20 years ago too.