Matt Kitzi

Securities, Corporate and Emerging Companies Attorney at Armstrong Teasdale LLP

[Matt Kitzi @MKitzi]

@BallySportsKC But who won the lacrosse game you showed on DirecTV Stream, instead of this Royals win?

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@ballysportshelp DM’d you the info 45 minutes ago, still not fixed. I guess I’ll just watch the WNBA All-Star Game because you can’t broadcast the game you have broadcast rights for. How can you be so consistently bad at this? Thanks for nothing.

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@harvilla Are you at a Dukes of Hazard Fantasy Camp?

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@KCRoyalsPD @QCRiverBandits Up from Columbia, MO, to take in a couple of games this weekend, too - we love the @QCRiverBandits!

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@Dahlialithwick Red Zephyr?

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@Super70sSports @CKlosterman wrote the seminal piece on barefoot kickers. If I remember right his thesis was, “Why?”

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@Super70sSports The skeet shooting event was IMPOSSIBLE.

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@Royals 6 of these 10 already put themselves ahead of the team. Trade the vets for parts immediately. Demote Melendez (and Singer, Isbel) until Sept - maybe they can learn to be a teammate and selflessness in Omaha.

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@AvaKitzi Probably ought to list the starting lineups.

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@AvaKitzi Here for it.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Going for it in Columbia, MO.

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Anl19:!1

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@ssnich Got that eye protection going, though. Smart.

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@robneyer Fiction, but gotta check out The Cactus League by @EmilyNemens - really well done story about ST in Arizona.

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@Super70sSports Was Johnny Bench’s head always twice they size of everyone else’s? What size is that hat?!

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@TinaDupuy 1 pm in Missouri, but I breached etiquette and set at 2pm b/c I’m hosting this year.

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@cjokrap @artofmanliness Was just about to reply with the exact same thing.

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@PapaIsMetalAF That shrimp boat story is true. He signed up to be the cook, but didn’t know he’d be sea sick. Says the rest of the crew threw him overboard to cure him. Does that seem scientifically sound?

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Dear all 46 of my followers - check out @PapaIsMetalAF. Boomers meet the post-millennials, and hilarity ensues. Good stuff.