Marcus Morén

I’m kinda clever sometimes but I’m mostly too dumb to use it the way I should

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

Guy who mixes up squirt and cum: “Did you know that cum is mostly pee?”

@Feldfrog Is this anything?

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@aDogOnTheCouch @UrbaneUrban “We’ve made it SUPER CONVENIENT for you to give us your money! You’re welcome :)”

Yeah man, I’m sure you did that for MY sake

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@bzhdo167418 @MoreOrLessAMess Shut your clanker ass up

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@ptree2181 @hcttogo @PazzaMamma9 @esjesjesj You know that fascists are still fascists even if they haven’t gotten authoritarian control yet right?

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@HGridley51355 @Pontifex ”Slavery is when we as a society pool money together and pay people to do things we deem necessary” You guys cannot be serious

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@Feldfrog Is it 21+?

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@noworkfunction @kendrictonn Why would you be waiting at all if you’re facing each other?

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@rt668888 @ClipGD @subtoconnorpls Why do we even need morticians with experts like you around?

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@apataanniel6 @BRYN_BORANGA Put the LLM down NOW!!!

[Fredern @freedern]

Fyr som runker til JOI-porno fordi han oppriktig har glemt hvordan man gjør det

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@Sillyse7enRay @sawyeurism I’m assuming your life experience just so happens to give you a notable measure of intelligence?

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@Coretrayn @DeadBurnerr @AlgisFarang @Squire_Able @nicraymond @badwool9 @boat_noise You need to remove that headband I think it might be compressing your brain

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@AlNightmare1 @natelorenzen @realMax0r Honestly a pretty solid strategy

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@AlNightmare1 @natelorenzen @realMax0r You’d probably end up with something similar to this

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@whatsthetea813 @6DonPerry9 @laralfc Hey no worries, social media only shows us the most annoying shit so it’s hard to remember that it does not reflect accurately on the real world

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@whatsthetea813 @6DonPerry9 @laralfc I think you are generalizing too much here, I don’t believe “most women” are going on dates to get free meals, and if that’s your experience then I think you have a sampling issue. The man can also communicate ahead of time, both are adults (hopefully)

[Marcus Morén @MackanNr20]

@whatsthetea813 @6DonPerry9 @laralfc The man is not some victim here, if you choose to pay for the date you also choose to accept the consequences of that too

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Please dont joke about suicide. Thats how my brother died. From joking about suicide

[Lordy @SarahVaci]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

[Ang. @AngThaDean]

Y’all hate annoying people more than you hate evil people and that is exactly why the seats of power are held by charismatic demons