Martian General Stores

Impractical nonsense for future Mars colonists, lunar homesteaders, and anyone else who thinks a one-way trip sounds like a great retirement plan.

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@elonmusk Space man is giddy with success!

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@cb_doge who else would do that?

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@WilliamShatner Relax. It's a popularity contest. You're going to win.

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@Platypuss_10 I'm guessing ex-military.

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@otokyo Literally everybody my age has all 20. Maybe some did not own an encyclopedia, but not because they didn't want to, they were expensive. A 32 volume Encyclopedia Britannica cost the same as a decent used car.

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@moveon_9910 Beanbag chair

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@DyerbolicalDB dude

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Every time I go home I have to intervene, because I live in a condo and the car cannot park in the parking garage. It tries but it goes the wrong direction. And it won't stop at the curb. I can't play. (Also it cannot find its way out of the parking garage, so I have to drive it out to the street myself. every time I leave home.)

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@retrovaultHD @GRCinemaTicket Based on Carl Sagan's book.

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@bryan_johnson Always go west.

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@forallcurious If it hits Earth it will be Donald Trump's fault.

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@OverlyTrev The Lexus looks like it has more buttons. I've heard that having a lot of buttons is what makes a car really good.

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@XHabib @bryan_johnson Arrive.

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@forallcurious I saw that movie. Seems like a bad idea.

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@pickover If you smoked and ate burritos at your desk it would become a mini superfund site.

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@Math_files Is this reproducible? I need proof.

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@amazing_physics It will be hard to see anything as you are squashed to the size of a tiny fragment of a spec of dust.

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@nikitabier Less than half of those are true.

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@XHabib @sama Hampsterdance

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@RaminNasibov Good. Because if I write it by hand I will not be able to read it later.

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@brockpierson That’s one of those little thingys that gets lost forever in the shag carpet if you drop it. So don’t drop it.