MJ

probeer my bes om myself dood te lewe.

Ek studeer leer presteer ervaar en bewaar in Afrikaans. Veeartsinwording

[Roeshelle3 @Rochelle006]

#padstal Moerse Anti Afrikaners

[MJ @MarthinusVVS]

@nosuchthing did you know Teddy Roosevelt's son, Kermit had a pet pomegranate named Santiago?

[MJ @MarthinusVVS]

Hey @Dischem, who ever heard of branch specific returns and refunds? Inconvenient.

[MJ @MarthinusVVS]

@DFANEWSPAPER won't you do an article about Kimberley SPCAs exorbitant new price scheme they implemented without warning? You're not serving the poor when you charge a R500 deposit.

[MJ @MarthinusVVS]

Apparently not a single competent bank in Kimberley. @Absa @StandardBankZA @CapitecBankSA queues for hours.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Don't want to wait for Part 2 of IT, the movie? You can always read IT, the book. Just sayin'.

[Daddy @LifeisSavage]

If you're in shop queue and dont have a loyalty/rewards card ask the person behind you if they want you to swipe theirs.Then they get points https://t.co/N3wRgS2N7O

[MJ @MarthinusVVS]

@OhOhOdette https://t.co/1drUzhiwmG

[Atul Butte (In Memoriam) @atulbutte]

Predicting eclipses is not the only thing science can do. If you loved today, you should see what we have in vaccines & climate change…

[BROKEN NEWS @AN7Reporter]

The 7500 employees saved by Jimmy:

1. 80 reporters
2. 50 politicians
3. 1 President
4. Victoria Geoghegan
5. 5 BFLF members
6. 7368 bots

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win an #SDCC 2017 exclusive Harry Potter on Broom Pop!

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

I am a:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Young Boy

Looking for:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 My father to take me into the city to see a marching band

[Simon Brown @SimonPB]

Lodidox is not paying R450m to buy TNA and ANN&. Seller is lending them the money. So no money changes hands, just control and a large loan

[BROKEN NEWS @AN7Reporter]

Jimmy has not tweeted since his acquisition of Gupta TV & Gupta Times was made official. Based on this alone, we are in favour of the deal.

[Ariel Waldman @arielwaldman]

Save your eclipse glasses today instead of throwing them in the trash. Astronomers Without Borders will post mailing address soon. https://t.co/udRAebWoZr

[MJ @MarthinusVVS]

@OraniaBeweging sê asb Heer Eckmaier sy bier bly heerlik. Of dit met 'n egte leeu in Kruger Wildtuin of 'n Vlaamse Leeu vlag by cantus is!!

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win an #SDCC 2017 exclusive Night King Pop! #GameOfThrones

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

You're enjoying a lovely BBQ by the river when suddenly......ooh look a hawk!