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[AutoMATTic @MattMaltese]

I was pooping in the 1st one

[死 @humanxmaybe]

sell all of your possessions dot com

[cranston @__cranston__]

does anyone know how to belong

[dawn @rundry]

My goal for 26 is to become a more difficult and frustrating person

[𝓐𝓵𝓮𝒌𝓼𝒂𝓷𝒅𝓻𝒂 𖤓 ☾ ✩ @loabestie]

There is no plan B. I’m getting what I want.

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

Lawyers aren’t smarter than you! Law school is for people who do homework, med school is homework jail for your 20s, chiropractors school is for neck murderers, nursing school is cops for women, police academy is for psychopaths, dentistry school is fine

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

It's crazy how most "life problems" are just 2-10 hours of actual work you keep avoiding. that's it

[Foundr @foundr]

Trust is the only thing that converts without a pitch.

[Tanner Guzy @tannerguzy]

There’s a lady on TikTok whose whole account is showing you how little time it takes to clean up that mess, send that email, or close those little open loops and it’s the most wholesome and effective psyop I’ve ever been exposed to.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Major cheat code for life: The ability to recognize things that don’t matter. The world will pressure you to care about every single thing. To chase every problem. To take every slight personally. To have opinions on everything. Reject that trend. Focus on a few, ignore the rest.

[dr Mary kline @areawoman_]

But that’s my emotional support check engine light

[死 @humanxmaybe]

fighting on the front lines of the vibe war

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I hate when I lose track of the girl I’m flirting with at the bar

[Hannah @Spanish_Techno]

In a ranting mood. You know what else pissed me off? When I saw Justin Bieber walking out with that fuck ass acoustic. We wanna dance, bitch! And this is coming from someone who primarily listens to depressing music

[rell @rellyrich10X]

I’m more selfish with my empathy nowadays.. i understand but I just do not care

[𝓐𝓗 @loveinfewwords]

you ate that.

[computer @computer1010101]

shooting my romantic thoughts with a gun

[aether @bluewdrift]

Travel temporarily removes social roles. At home you are someone's employee, partner, child, or parent.
On the road, those labels weaken. You become just a person moving through space. Therapists note that this loss of identity pressure allows people to hear their real desires for the first time. Not what's expected - but what actually feels alive.

[:P @23lollz]

substance abuse is calling me by my full government name

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

the only good thing about waymo’s in my city is i can cut them off and not feel bad about it