Mark Ellis

Over 38 trillion Web pages and you've ended up here.

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@rickygervais It’s clearly AI, Ricky. There’s no way a bear could insert a gene into a plasmid (vector) via a test tube to produce quantities of DNA or encoded proteins. Not with those paws…

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@Lea_EFC @England Totally agree. I’ve got £250 on Jarrad Southgate winning the Ballo’on Door this year

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@GrumpyAgencyGuy My wife still laughs in amazement (every day) at the fact that she’s still driving around on the same tank of petrol she filled her car up with back in 2019

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@ChrisHewitt @JimMFelton I wholeheartedly agree, 100%, with Confirmation Bias coming in a close 2nd for me

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@engineers_feed 27

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@elonmusk Thanks Elon, I was only commenting to my wife this morning that if Twitter were 400ms faster the world would be a much better place

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@wtf1official Adrian Newey. Purely to wipe the smile off that F1 Jazz Gnome Christian Horner’s face

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@rorysutherland A remarkable man with simply the best eyebrows in British Political history. You could actually rest his book on each one.

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@mnrrntt You cruel, heartless savage. That Grufallo’s barely out of cub-hood

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@Sporf It would have been far funnier had they left him there, to this day

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@RussianEmbassy @mfa_russia @FCDOGovUK @trussliz @DefenceHQ @RusEmbUSA @RussiaUN @BBCWorld @FT @REESOxford @guardian You invade Ukraine to stop a war starting in Ukraine? That's like burning down an orphanage to stop the children playing with matches. How can someone with only one head be so colossally stupid?

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@F1 Wow. You’ve actually made a timely, correct decision for once. Well done

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@BoxingNewsED Amir Khan. Hopefully he’ll turn up next time.

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@BorisJohnson What, what?! Do they not teach ‘cause and effect’ at Eton? Outrageous! Add it to the list, along with How to identify if I’m indeed at a party

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@engineers_feed I’ll be honest, I completely mis-read this initially

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@NicoRosberg Put a fucking coat on

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@TheFigen Someone please knight this gentleman

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@davetrott Thank you, Dave. Eloquent and punchy, as ever

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@kennyjermyn Arise Sir Kenny. This tweet deserves a knighthood.

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@profgalloway That graph shows 4-years, not 5…it’s grown twice as fast as Instagram