Kirsten Clodfelter

Big fuckin Leo energy. Writer, exhausted mom, 10/10 chaotic good. Bylines: NYT, WaPo, Parents, Forbes, etc. Afghan evac: visit site for help👇🏽. She/her

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

Imagine how joyless and insufferable you have to be to act like this. (And hilariously, not really how a grown adult should behave, if we’re throwing stones…)

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

She was just trying to have fun with their daughter.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@AngelaLovesNY I will think about this for the rest of my life.

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[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

Tell IN legislators to vote no on 1608! #wesaygay

[Open Letters @openletterbot]

🖋 Sign Vote No on 1608! and I'll deliver a copy to your officials: https://t.co/V9tFwGIs40 📨 No. 1 is from Kirsten to @govholcomb, Rep. Fleming and Sen. Garten #INpolitics

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

Bloop.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

Critical read:

[Morgan Godvin @MorganGodvin]

Drug decrim means people who use drugs will never go to jail just for using/possessing drugs.

10 years ago this month, I was a full-time paramedic student on the dean’s list, working at Domino’s Pizza, earning income and military education benefits. I was addicted to heroin.🧵

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@inparsley @BallingerMom @ZackBornstein Like a fucking decent person.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@julietwildeside Okay wow imagine making this list every day (?) / week (?) with a straight face and then having the GALL to come for anyone about the way meaningful industry communities are built or cultivated. Like… SIR. 🫠

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@midrashmanicure @Natalie_Lakosil Okay I’m not saying I’m going to teach my children that there’s a Hanukkah wizard now but like… I’m def going to teach my children that there’s a Hanukkah wizard now.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@MichaelVilain @Natalie_Lakosil Okay but where did this come from because I want to buy one.

[Laura Smith 🏴‍☠️🍇🍷🌶🐈⚾️ @tasso_di_miele]

@marham50 @sarahecrump Reminds me of Michelle McNamara:

She hated the phrase “everything happens for a reason.” She would say, “It's all chaos,it's all random, and it's horrifying. And if you want to try and reduce the horror, and reduce the chaos, be kind. That's all you can do. It's chaos. Be kind."

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

Twitter has become a society-wide experiment into identity, capitalism and who owns truth in the nearly-oligarchical evolution of the American Experiment

Thank you to the content creators doing the work of pressing all the buttons that have needed pressing for generations

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@LauraPAuthor Babysitters.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

😮😮😮

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

After staying up all night shooting it, here's my shot of Jupiter at "Opposition". This is the closest its been to Earth in 59 years.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

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[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Ouch. 11th circuit destroys Trump’s entire argument in one paragraph.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

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[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

If you felt personally attacked because a man got on television and said fascism is bad, authoritarianism is bad, political violence is bad, and that we should *all* put the country over any political party, it says a whole lot more about you than the dude you’re mad at.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@Pestopublic @wife_geist @BrandyLJensen Nah I think it’s only gay if you suck a dick while you watch. (Which is also fine, ofc!)

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

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[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

235/ Spectacular Space Stuff

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@rainnwilson Weird flex to act inconvenienced by this but okay.

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@bookswimming This is the best news. 💜

[Kirsten Clodfelter @MommaOfMimo]

@eeclarkjr @bookswimming Please fall in a well. 😘