Nick Harvey

Horseshoe Crab Advocate

[Nick Harvey @NHarvey101]

My mom just walked in on me buttering a roll in my bed.

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

YOU are getting explosive diarrhea from produce. I am getting explosive diarrhea from my local pizza place. We are not the same

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

Let Castellanos do the Ashburn Alley food reports on TV they’re paying him already

[Mike the Mayor @_MikeBishop]

This is how your email finds me

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

“The USA has outdoor cafes too!”

The outdoor cafes we have at home:

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[MegaSonicZX🍉 @MegaSonic_ZX]

Anakin and Ahsoka after committing their 50th war crime (Obi-Wan has to explain their bullshit to the council once again)

[“Sports fan Mark Kremer” @mark_kremer]

What’s it like down there you fucking losers @Mets

[cam ! @aokstott]

life for the phillies lately :/

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Marco Rubio Preparing to Blockade a Critical Trade Route https://t.co/E7Pa4Zp9yN

[Rachel @jonesie17]

Philadelphia citizenship test. Memorize it

[Mike @hammerito]

Oh it happened much earlier than that, I kicked one into a building in March

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

7-0.

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

once again, this is my circus. these are my monkeys.

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

bryce harper on tiktok talking about making a vanilla latte.... sir how about going to batting practice?! 😭

[Brian Coulter @PhilaBCoulter]

The Phanatic is aiming the artillery at the Phillies dugout until they get a hit.

[Grace Del Pizzo @GraceDelPizzo]

“I love the smell of glue, but apparently that can be a hallucinatory thing.” - John Kruk

[Drew @DR3Wheels]

The Phillies are probably gonna lose on a walk-off while I’m on the bridge and I’ll definitely contemplate it

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

He hasn’t asked me to be his hot dog for opening day