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Since the Dutch NCSC is apparently failing…. WE’RE BACK! And yes, we will translate #US-CERT advisories much faster!

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We are happy to announce that we are as of today officially certified to hold #CNKSP exams and give out certificates to those that pass this rigorous course. Contact us or @RianvanRijbroek for more information and pricing!

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@sebastian_paul https://t.co/Evdh3pMwkI

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Woohoo! The Netherlands just announced that we won’t make the #NIS2 deadline today, we will postpone to end of next year. So don’t worry folks! Everything is 100% cybersafe!

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The @OneConferenceNL is coming up, and we decided to send in two agents so they are fully 111. If you spot them, and you think their cover is blown, say the alert word to both of them: “Mata42”. And maybe in return you’ll be invited to North Korea by our partner agency! RT 2play!

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We are talking to all our interns at the moment to find out if any of them fucked it up #storing #cyber #NL

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We hadden net via homeland een razende Bruce Schneijer aan de lijn die alleen maar ‘schmaad und laster’ schreeuwde. Iemand een idee waar dit over gaat toevallig? 🤷 #snapnie

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One of our #agents wrote a book! - Geen stroming te sterk: Vijanden van de Staat der Nederlanden https://t.co/lMp0l8c6kj. Sadly there appears to be some secret stuff in it, so we might have to send him back to #NorthKorea

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Our Chinese friends informed us we are going to be invited to drinks. Sorry, but we don’t drink. You can’t be as fast as we are and drink!

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#faster!

[CISA Cyber @CISACyber]

Fortinet released security updates for FortiOS to fix a heap-based buffer overflow vulnerability (CVE-2022-42475). Apply patches asap. Read more at: https://t.co/CNuMWeCPjV

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The Dutch #NCSC is through the #WBNI now allowed to share intel with more than just the critical infra partners. And what do they share? pew pew maps! 😂

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Everyone needs a helping hand sometimes. We are proud that @RianvanRijbroek stepped up when #Centric needed it! Go girl!

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We’re guessing this will be the opening keynote at the #Dutch @OneConferenceNL

[Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 @Bitfinexed]

This won’t age well.

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

Representatives from @DPRKCERT will be attending the @DEFCON conference next week...in-Person. We will have coins for a select few (lookin' at you @CYBERCOM_DIRNSA )

Special thanks to @StateDept, @CIA, @GardaWorld, and @Constellis for helping make this happen

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Our North Korean friends are already ransoming #DEFCON30. We failed preventing #mch2022, but this time those hackers will be stopped! DEFCON IS CANCELED!

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@ANDnXOR first blood?

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We have an agent in the air. #sigint #mch2022. We beat the #NCSC again the mother!

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Update: We have eyes on the camp. I repeat: We have eyes on the camp. No mayor activity to report. The toilets are weird though. Do I have to pee on the switches in there? Please advise. Case: #mch2022

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We got tipped off by a anonymous informant that apparently next week a lot of #Hackers will come together @MCH2022Camp. We scaled up our monitoring and we will keep a close eye on the lot! Thanks @RianvanRijbroek!

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We had Incident Response training today! Sadly there was some miscommunication about our vouchers, but at least we can now keep manning the #SOC when our Teamlead had beans for lunch!

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Big news! Together with @dprkcert, the great North Korean #Cert, we created a better version of #openkat, called #OpenBear. With way more hidden features and exfiltration paths! Available soon everywhere near you!

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The #Dutch government build an open source #security scanner called #OpenKAT. Everyone can use it, except of course our #NCSC, because they not allowed to scan 😂. We will step in and scan the Netherlands the mother! https://t.co/ITcv6FIoZ6