David Ford

Retired USAF SSgt. Trained in weather forecasting. JFK Democrat and politically homeless. Third Generation Classic Trek fan. Enjoys Medieval High Fantasy.

[David Ford @NeilCell]

@SatellasChair @AI_EmeraldApple That is actually creepy stalker behavior by those who are terminally online. It is the same kind of people who bullied Yuna.

I think you need to take a long hard look in the mirror.

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@VilAdiel @Punishedkaaboom I think she is trying to steal the Golden Snitch from his mouth via a French Kiss.

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@archeosophy @SupremeKingKiz Don't threaten me with a good time.

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@SatellasChair @AI_EmeraldApple I have a son who read it.

Why are YOU so obsessed? Why do people like you have to spoil the fun for everyone because it doesn't fit your myopic view?

I don't like everything I see in the Malfoid fandom, but that doesn't mean I need to deny other's their fun.

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@ItsPhigs Same. I keep getting more slop content.

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@ShamashAran Damn that was good.

And Myrtle KNEW all along Potter was there.

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@DragonPlauge @Templarpilled Yup. When the nuclear first strike option is not quick enough on the draw, send in Hellfire McGonagall.

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@Lightningflare5 @Templarpilled She's called "Hellfire" McGonagall for a reason.

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@EthosHeretica Magnificent. Makes me think of the Lee Ann Womack song.

"And if you get the chance, to sit it out or dance, DANCE! I hope you dance!"

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@ShamashAran This is great writing! Both girls are being catty, but not unreasonably so, which you find in many chick-flics. It strikes a good balance between teenage drama queen antics and genuine character development.

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@WyattSmith21377 @ShamashAran Agreed. Both girls are being catty, but not unreasonably so.

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@wombat_socho @ShamashAran And that is what makes this beautiful. They have a shared and semi-mutual ignorance of each other's world. And that allows for them to if not bond, find a commonality to respect each other.

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@creamwaifu Then to troll Draceana, Right Said Fred Weasley starts singing, "I'm too sexy for my bra, too sexy for my bra, so sexy, yeah!"

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@FrancescaxMira @rezuowa Fan fiction by people who made Malfoy a girl.

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@Takumathefox @PolishDeluxe Yeah, I am scratching my head on that one too. As much as I love the idea of her being Special Ops as far back as 1914, this one doesn't really jibe well with that.

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@Dragonslay3r94 They are obsessed with calling wholesome things "incel porn" because they are empty on the inside. They see the happiness of others and project their own failings on it.

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@gadj_ilyasov @AnantaAI99 Please no. This doesn't need to be a Russian Novel like Doctor Zhivago.

[David Ford @NeilCell]

@LaSweetnessArt Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Frederick: That goes without saying.

Inga: Woof!

Igor: He's going to be very popular.

-Young Frankenstein (1974 film)

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@KingTexture @DaniDnkuro Not yet since this is clearly before her first pregnancy. But soon, very soon.

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@jay_ralls @pavel_metanoia A lady Brit on an actual broom, flying alongside those Slavic women in their Polikarpov Po-2s. Would have been glorious!