Nick Scalan

No, I wasn't in Return of the Jedi, Willow, Under the Rainbow or Time Bandits

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here!

RETWEET if you love @BarackObama!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Some mook filed a copyright complaint because I posted a picture of the YR Nazi Master Race Telegram Squad.

Here's another. Don't retweet this or they'll be very hangry.

[Nick Scalan @NickScalan]

@Chobani swollen lid

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@HuffPost Diminishing returns

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@nbcsnl @peacock The guy can't go 90 minutes without a cigarette?

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@HuffPost FOX News wants Kamala Harris to win. It will be better ratings for the next 4 years.

It's a lot easier for them to bash down Kamala Harris than to try and prop up Donald Trump and defend him during all his upcoming trials.

[Dr. L. Paul Strait @pizzystrizzy]

@SST1776 @TheRickWilson

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

At @TheOnion party…share this tweet and receive seven years of good luck! @oneunderscore__

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@joncoopertweets Fake crab crab-puffs

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@RepNancyMace How many prisoner transfers did you arrange this week?

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@BattiniAManager @CourtneyRae512 SCAMMER

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@DeltaRep3385 @Smeepi SCAM

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@DisorderedJen @Delta Ignore the whatsapp replies. They are scams. @Delta does not use whatsapp.

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@DeltaSimon93225 @Jorrdyn_ @Delta SCAM

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@Delta two disabled persons trapped in Asheville(AVL) with our son. Rebooked flights did not get properly transferred to AA.

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@Storm_Chaser_O @weatherchannel @WXMolly USS Lexington museum. I camped on it with my son's Scout Troop many years ago.

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@JenLRossman On clear acrylic bases with felt foot pads.

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@EveAdam91646152 VIRUS SCAM SITE !!!

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@Keepyouriisopen @TulsaPhilwx @DevynLyon Phillips Petroleum is a major employer in that City.

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@HuffPost This will become the #Nickelback of Steve Jobs biopics.