Occam’s Electric Shaver

Fucking off to where the grass is greener and the skies are bluer

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@blaxton_da45129 @yashar Nobody really cares, it’s just funny because he’s so vain

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@robertgraham The ghost of William McKinley

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@pants Please cross-post over on Bluesky. I hate having to come over here to get my Pants fix!

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@AskPerplexity @hopiumdefi @SecKennedy @grok Why do people use these AIs that can contradict themselves in the span of a single sentence? Is it 1 in 1000 or 100,000? (Answer: it’s 1 in 1000)

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@heyitsopus Come on over to Bluesky with the cool kids! I see you’ve got an account there already 😃

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@TN5280 @smartrending AI bullshit

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@EliMcCann …and keep a well-stocked walk-in freezer of watermelon popsicles

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@GailSimone @StephenKing I used to read a lot of King, but he kind of lost me with Under The Dome. Need to go back and reread his earlier work!

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@SarcasticRover Looking forward to the earth-shattering kaboom 💥

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@wedotheska @RepJackKimble They have to do what he says because he knows where the bodies are buried

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@Leonard83782947 @DJSnM “…Nearly Into Space”

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@pourmecoffee New phone, who dis?

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@JonUPS_ @jimsciutto @threadreaderapp What’s the point of unrolling a single-tweet “thread” 🤣

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@joshtpm They’re looking for another “basket of deplorables” moment

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@wondermarkfeed Alt text: WHAT VILE GHOST is SOILING my DISHES and SMELLING UP my UNDERWEAR! I DEMAND to know!

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@EffinBirds Only if you get to design the awards

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@StudioNIB A whimsical takeoff of @iBenSack 😊

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@lance_saville @TerribleMaps If it’s in your hand you’re doing it wrong

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@EliMcCann @KingForUtah This is clearly a ploy to indoctrinate Mr. Baby against the Oxford comma 🧐

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@dog_rates Rocket ready for blastoff! 🚀