Outspoken Pastor

Adding a little humor to the pastorate.

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New Church in town:
"This is not your grandmother's church."

They didn't have to tell me that. I already knew grandma's church had a Bible.

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The CFP better check this page again 😂

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@BryanDFischer

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@ESPNCFB

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@rickconklin @FoundersMin @tomascol Rick, what are you talking about brother?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Who knew Joe Biden was such a great book seller.

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Attention Youth Pastor:
In 2021, you're still NOT the pastor. Stay in line!

[Diana @drpenn]

Most persons who have secrets told them are like the lady of whom it is said she never told her secrets except to two sorts of persons—those that asked her, and those that did not. - Spurgeon

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That's some serious Bible preaching 🤔

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@Venting_Pastor Pastor Appreciation Month? What country do you live in? We apparently don't have that in the US.

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Waiting on my Christmas bonus like this guy.

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To the follower I just lost:

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@NurseryAngry Never. Wounded for life.

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Mega Church Pastor: I'm not in it for income, but for the outcome.

Me: Maybe, but your outcome has been income, so..

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@RecentPastor Before I started using the Bible, I was a prosperity preacher.

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Earlier today, I informed the patriarchs & matriarchs that from this day forward it's my way or the highway! Anybody got any empty boxes I can have?

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@NurseryAngry

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I don't speak often, but when I do, I'm told it is too often.

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@iliketopreach We prefer Progressive Fundamentalist 🤣

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Our church voted to become more contemporary. We'll be purchasing AC units and cushions for the pews "Soon and Very Soon".

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Getting ready to unleash another suppository sermon. Hit em where it hurts.