Paige

[em @e_munson]

love when Lauren Oshie links something nice and aesthetically pleasing on her Instagram story and i just sigh and click the link and say to myself “how much is it this time Lauren” only to discover that she has linked 500 dollar kitchen stools

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle Block her I’m your only friend

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle Stop it right now but also text them all to me immediately

[Sarah @SarahSkizzle]

I feel like a broken record but it’s not your doctor’s fault that sports and the government aren’t willing to enforce regulations that keep us all safe. We shouldn’t be at sports games, restaurants, weddings, or Florida.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle agree to disagree

[Paige @PAHJE]

🗣🗣🗣

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle My idol

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[mars @speakingofdorks]

can we normalize not loving family members?

[jocelyn vlores @notjoss]

so schools can’t force students to wear a mask... but they can force girls to cover up when they wear a spaghetti strap tank top??? ok.

[pat regan @poregan]

every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle Makes sense to me

[Sara Phillips @Sara_JPhillips]

I like wearing a mask, no grown man has asked me to smile in months.

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle I’m on the edge of my seat over here

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

UNDERAGED WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY WHAT IS KNOWN AS “CHILDREN”

[crab rangooner @dmndeyes]

conservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free country!”

conservatives today: “if you just follow the government mandated curfew, the paramilitary police stormtroopers won’t shoot you in the face, it’s simple”

[Paige @PAHJE]

@SarahSkizzle 🥴🥴 I’m uncomfy

[Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld]

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough