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Husband, space enjoyer, Stormcloak, Latter Day Saint and reluctant Californian. I'll match the energy you give me

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@NoblestCalling We all watched the ring as a family in the living room when I was probably 10. I had to go back and sleep in my room with a box tv the exact same size just staring back at me all night 😅😭

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@LargeInStature_ Never got around to it, seemed like a dated alien movie from the get go given the fact that the public was just told by the government that aliens probably exist and no one believed it. Felt like 80s optimism in a cynical present.

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@TheModerateCase No one serious has any regard for Milo

[The Moderate Case @TheModerateCase]

@realstewpeters @Nero We were promised deportations of all illegal aliens, which this loser was.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.

Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal. 

Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This list is total crap. Put aside Trump at the top. Woodrow Wilson was one of the worst presidents in American history; FDR lengthened the Great Depression by eight years; Calvin Coolidge was awesome and Harding was fine; Grant oversaw reconstruction; and Ronald Reagan and Eisenhower apparently don't exist...

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@Manhattva Over in California we found a better solution: import as many as possible and make building new homes impossible!
(Help me)

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I wonder who's REALLY Behind this!!!! 😂🤡🤪

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

We’re re-opening the case.

Watch “The OKCBOMB Files” streaming September 3 only on https://t.co/QdsVF33O5Q.

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Liberal white woman logic

[Kellee Flaherty @KelleeF57395799]

@GuntherEagleman Why can the Amish have religous liberty, but not Muslim Americans?

Oh, right. Because the Amish are white.

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Candace Owens: Dolly Parton Was About To Turn Against Israel

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@GHHILL1911 His girl was probably just mildly irritating so he's taking it out on your luggage

[Joshua Carr @Joshua_the_car]

0 evidence except for the tiny fact that he dated a guy

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@Mormonger Elite level dad jokes

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@Mormonger If God wanted them to be sane he would just elect them to be so

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

You can:
- love him,
- listen seriously to him,
- acknowledge his suffering,
- defend him from cruelty,
- treat him with dignity,
without affirming that he's a woman

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@uncleowenlars @GoWithJordan_ @Mormonger Calvinists worship their God because they believe that God loves them more than everyone else, so they don't care how evil he is to others. They're the elect, so who cares What happens to the unlucky

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This might be in the top 10 best bits of rage bait of the year I think. Bravo, really 😂🏅

[PinkSaguaroFarm🌊🌵🌊 @PinkSaguaroFarm]

@nypost If she had been able to access an abortion when she first realized she was pregnant this never would’ve happened.

This is what happens when you ban abortion or make it inaccessible.

This infant’s death is Kentucky’s fault.

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God blessed me with a slow news week so as to not distract me from my week off work with my newborn daughter.

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@JS_StrngstSldr Probably the best read of it. If someone had been described as grey, you would assume that it was a description of his moral character instead of a literal physical descriptor