Patty Melt™

crashing my car thru a window near you

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

This is the year boys
All 2023 we're:
-getting up at 4:30
-dry scooping protein powder
-drinking 2 liters of sprite a day
-hitting a lick on Jimmy John's
-drinking hot drinks out of styrofoam
-smoking the filter
-going 30 in a 70 with the blinker on
-pulling the boulder

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

😭😭😭

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

@blakemltn @ColtonOver 1:30 pm this afternoon, post meeting mess around

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

Officially looking for my wifey. What's the best time to start shopping at whole foods?

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

@rastasweeten lmao

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When they ask you to rate yourself 1-10 @peachpitmusic

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

Dueling banjos, but start at the 2:15 mark

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Shut up bro. YOU got hacked.

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

@heauxbo Solid stick fs

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@RealTBaseball "who up crankin they hog?"

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

@MNateShyamalan My son.

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

@jarredsumner Get a better computer

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@fuckedupfoods Nah this is gas

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

Some girl gave me one of these at work today and I didn't even make the joke.

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

Nobody:
@blakemltn in January:

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"No lowballs. I know what I got"

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I just got a schizophrenia medicine ad on YouTube about a guy named Patrick who's a DJ. 2023 gonna be lit.

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

Got an impulsive urge to buy a chrysler 300 and a glock today

[Patty Melt™ @Patty_Melt77]

Anyone looking for a ingament ring?

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@cornski Dude was tryna hit the fireball jutsu smh