Relevant Peter McCormack (parody)

...because sometimes real Peters struggle to stay relevant. I'm the paranoid crypto anarchist version of Peter.

[Serpin Taxt @serpinxbt]

at least 14 of you talking to claude like this right now after ZEC

[Him @himgajria]

If you connect the dots hard enough — the exploit went through, and the optimized route for the exploiter to offload their newfound infinite supply was to pay for a coordinated pump of the coin, which we witnessed via the biggest names in this space, all at the same time.

[Exitnode_ @exitnode_]

@cypherpunk Zcashers: "who cares the people who need the most privacy(dark markets) use Monero, irrelevant"

Also Zcashers: "checkout this list of scammers who use this coin!"
You can't make this up 😭😂☠️

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

AI is the biggest threat to Monero, not least because the proceeds of $XMR exploits cannot be tracked or frozen.

Privacy is a double edged sword.

[OrangeFren.com @OrangeFren]

‼️ Almost 7000 XMR ($2.7M) is now believed to have been stolen from RetoSwap users in the recent exploit

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@OffGuardian0

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@MrBonMot "in AN English class"

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@cryptaxpt And what about a scenario where you borrow stablecoins using your stack as collateral, and then use the borrowed stablecoins to fund a crypto debit card?

In theory, it would be a taxable, but in practice USDT (for example) to EUR when spending would not be a profitable.

[Agorist Nexus (Brandon) @AgoristN]

Choice is an illusion. The UniParty is a lie — it makes no difference who you vote for. They're all bought and paid for. The only thing voting accomplishes is legitimizing a system of slavery while giving you the false sense that you've done something meaningful. It delivers instant gratification and convinces you there's no need to do anything else.

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@MarioNawfal Is that @saylor ??

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

Hey @Lighter_xyz , your $WTI price oracle is broken.

Consequently, the 1hr funding rate at 0.1258% !!!

[Phreakops @phreakops]

"OPEN THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUS OR I WILL SUCK OFF DONALD TRUMP AND THE CORPSE OF THE AYOTOLLAH"

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@PrivacyHasher @fluffypony https://t.co/U0jLnXDqbx

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@DouglasTuman Was great to join the show, though I was a little premature.

Since then I've been busy building and testing, and rebranded to Nerohedge, because the app now allows for hedging into EUR, GBP, Gold and Silver, in addition to USD.

See https://t.co/QXVSIk0Nts for details.

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@PerpetualCow ...but there's now a 2% fee to swap into XMR.

[Douglas Tuman @DouglasTuman]

Thank you to everyone who is helping to bring attention to this ! We have tried for over a month to get the account back up.

Now we are cooking 💪💪. Like and retweet so @elonmusk can not ignore!! It’s a very bad look for X to be blatantly suppressing the Monero p2p economy.

@goddek @BuenoForMiami @MarioNawfal @RealRossU @LPNational Please spread this 🙏

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@cryptaxpt Reporting might be the "legally correct" thing to do, but what about the privacy implications of declaring crypto holdings?

There are many examples of government data breaches.

$5 wrench attack is a real risk. Maybe a 3,750 fine isn't such a serious risk in comparison?

[Edmond Bugos @ebugos]

Can you not see that governments are a CONSTANT source of chaos in your life? Isnt it hard enough to cope with your own problems? Do you need the extra shit thrown at you with your expropriated savings? Think of what you could have done with those savings yourself.

[Relevant Peter McCormack (parody) @PeterRelevant]

@exiledsurfer @Paralelni_polis Sad day.