Phil Small

Just trying to stay alive in the world's most dangerous postcode

[Phil Small @PhiSmal]

@persandwichman Literally nothing wrong here. Decent amount of idiots in the fan base though and I’d happily write that in an email.

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@bbcpress @BBCiPlayer As an 18yo, this show was the first time I felt like I’d been allowed a little pass into adulthood. It had a real impact on me. Don’t think I’ll watch it again though, happy to leave it in that time and that place.

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@AdamGoldsack @PhilJamesgo @FootballInT80s Offside in the build up. It was the QF of the League Cup iirc, Craig Hignett scored a late winner.

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@TalkReading Team gets consistently worse the further up the pitch you go #readingfc

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@The_Forty_Four Every single woman on that pitch is better at football than most of the men slagging it off. “Can’t pass” - England completed 496 passes last night.

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@colonelstewart @GWRHelp Couldn’t agree more, Nick. You might as well chuck a load of bones on the concourse floor and divine the future. I’ve just gone to the pub until it blows over.

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@MiguelHutch Yeah it still feels a bit odd to me even now. Legendary guy.

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@cribsie One of the great games at Elm Park - the place was absolutely heaving, total bedlam when that winner went in.

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@stecoleman @Carpenterdf The second guy absolutely hosed him on the rings, bets I’ve ever seen.

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@stecoleman @Carpenterdf Haha your wife has hit me in a drive-by there as well

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@Carpenterdf @stecoleman He’s by far the best character they have, perfect heel stuff.

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@braintree_ I genuinely cannot believe this exists. Thank you for continuing to uncover the worst content on the internet.

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@LFC_Liam66 A favourite of mine is that Giuseppe Bergomi played in four World Cup tournaments for Italy (16 games) without playing a single minute of a qualifying match.

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@MiguelHutch Squad

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@IanCaine3 Best wishes for retirement! Travel the world, do pub quizzes…

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@braintree_ @MorganVAB I am also far too clumsy for this dance but that wouldn’t stop me. Buzzer quiz on November, let’s make sweet content together.

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@braintree_ I once did a BOOQL match slumped in a Reading back street across the road from the pub I’d been drinking in for the previous 6.5hrs.

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I love the irony of being called @DirectLine whilst doing everything in your power to prevent people from actually calling you. It’s time to replace your phone logo with a chatbot that just directs you back to the website and won’t share a phone number under any circumstances 👍

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@danmarkgreen83 Was on the Tilehurst for that, can still remember it flying in.