Philip Wood

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Just a guy living in London

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Jude Bellingham is reportedly set to reject Liverpool for another move.

That's according to the papers.

The gossip 👇

#BBCFootball

[Philip Wood @PhilipWood89]

@tonikenergy please can you respond to my email as soon as possible. I have emailed on 3 separate occasions and tried multiple times to call with no response.

[Claire @AzureDoo]

Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home:
"Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart.

He cooked 2 sausages.

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.

Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.

Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.

[Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training.

My heart can’t take it

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Interesting British conversations no.383:

Brit 1 puts Tupperware box on desk
Brit 2: “Ooh what you got there?”
B1: “Just lunch, leftovers”
B2: “Nice. I should start doing that”
B1: “It’s much cheaper”
B2: “It’s just finding the time”
B1: “I do it before I go to bed”
B2: “Yeah”

[Paul Hogg @upshot11]

Brave boys from @RNLI off out to rescue some idiot surfer off Hastings in #StormCiara. Come home safe boys

[driscolltheque.bsky.social @driscolltheque]

Okay, so a really bizarre thing happened today. I was in the (amazing vegan co-op) Bonnington Cafe in Vauxhall with my brother.

He goes for a piss and comes back with an odd look on his face.

‘I think you should go to the toilet.’

I don’t really need to go, but whatever...

[Quade Cooper @QuadeCooper]

I actually kinda feel bad 🤥

[L E E @leesteffen]

There are only 10 types of movies. (A short thread)

1. Orange and blue action

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Changing into your new year’s eve outfit” - Translation: Putting on your pyjamas

[The Independent @Independent]

Boris Johnson hides in fridge on live TV while dodging interview on eve of election

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

This is Ali Milani. He has 1 day left to replace Boris Johnson as the MP for Uxbridge.

Just 5,000 voters could oust the PM. Ali can win this. Amplify him, share this.

[Philip Wood @PhilipWood89]

Beautiful view when I arrived in Cannon Street this morning @ Cannon Street Railway Bridge https://t.co/pNUDCZrD9x

[Luke Bailey @imbadatlife]

utterly obsessed with this american site that has confused mince with mincemeat, and created this abomination

[Philip Wood @PhilipWood89]

2019 Political Quiz https://t.co/5Q0XNfq1Em
https://t.co/5Q0XNfq1Em

[The Pantiles @ThePantiles]

We just can't get enough of The Pantiles in autumn! 😍🍂

Another gorgeous snap, this time from @emilyclbr.

#ThePantiles #TunbridgeWells #Kent #FridayFeeling #Photography @VisitKent @VisitEngland