big phil’s big tweets

more curiousity than 1000 dead cats 🕺 great vocab, awful self confidence

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

@JimJarmuschHair Reason #10 "Didn't fight enough foos"

[big phil’s big tweets @PhilippaOliver]

nominative determinism strikes again 😭

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

I hate the *automation* of art, almost as much as I hate people who redefine words to support their political agenda.

Automation is the opposite of democratization. If you can’t afford a tablet, you can pick up a pencil. If chatGPT raises their fee, you pay or lose your tools

[big phil’s big tweets @PhilippaOliver]

@Babygravy9 “However, the amount is so small that it is difficult to expect weight loss effects solely from the CO2 in carbonated water.” do any of you read?

[soli @solisolsoli]

A Very Small Dog, 1980, by Jamie Wyeth

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me when I receive mild criticism in work #TheTraitors

[mastiff @m4stiff]

happy birthday everypony

[Linguistic Discovery @lingdiscovery]

“I have resisted the term sociolinguistics for many years, since it implies that there can be a successful linguistic theory or practice which is not social.” ~ William Labov (1927–2024) 1/5

#sociolinguistics #linguistics #dialects #accents #AAVE #BlackEnglish #NYC

[murat 🍥 @mayfer]

my most prized possession is this rock that looks exactly like blue rare steak. seared on both sides. i found it day drunk on a greek island beach. lucky if i'm ever that stoked again

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Okay time to powerscale this

Ghostface’s power level changes dramatically depending on which movie it is. Some of the Scream antagonists are certainly much more efficient than others, with the ghostfaces from the revival films being less bumbling 1/?

[grandfatty @yeaheyesuppose]

i regret joining this class so bad..

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

this is the Real Shit that transcends language if u guys weren’t relying on cognates all the time

[Ryan Wallman @Dr_Draper]

It’s perhaps a little early for this, but I’m feeling pretty confident.

My marketing predictions for 2025.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

"tom cruise does his own stunts" ok? so do i. i just have fewer stunts to do. fewer stunts are being asked of me

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

I'm 35 this weekend so I'd like to know when I'm going to stop dreaming that I completely forgot about an entire A Level subject, haven't attended the lessons, and now have to take the exam?!

[Austine @theereal_one]

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh