Jack Flapson

a hot mess that burned out in the end

[Jack Flapson @PopPunkPlug]

No, I don't think you understand. Once you follow me, we're in a follower marriage, and there's no divorce here.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Uttam @uttam_singhk]

ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together

[samuel @samqpeirce]

what is with my phone

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

did a dog write this

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" now I can finally pursue my passions.

[Zaza Goblin @ZazaG0blin]

They call me the finisher. Not in the sexual way but because if you don't finish your food I will.

[Josh Dance @JoshDance]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2026 roadmap”

[💋 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[rune sword @runesword1]

would you stop asking questions and just put the apple on your head? fuck

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My love language is a canceled Teams meeting.

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

You think you found a parking spot then BOOM Kia fckin Soul

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

we need a tracker to keep updated. the tracker will have links to other other trackers and we will spend half the week updating the trackers

[chaos robot 🤖 @deestiv]

bringing a full crab boil to a job interview to differentiate myself and make my interview memorable

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

do NOT show up to your job interview with a to go margarita from chilis

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I've never panicked at the disco but I did shit my pants at KFC one time