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The Dork Knight--Prairie Progressive, grad student in Deaf and Native American History. I'm known, by some. Zathras, in some places.

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@lswank @allgarbled Not to put too fine a point on it.

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@allgarbled Wait til they hear about the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch....

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@girldrawsghosts "Answer me frog boy" has got to be my favorite thing in this whole strange interaction.

Well played.

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@girldrawsghosts Also, "familiar sneer." Our boy here is capable of a lot more than sneering.

But really it's just the framing of faithfulness to the novel as if it was a *bad* thing.

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@designed_future @LoppyRae

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@HillcrestCardCo "I don't think they know about second Austin, Pip."

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@StopTweetingMia I mean...in all seriousness, I think I *kind* of see the minor differences you're describing on the pens, and the red/orange thing on the pie chart a little more clearly. But I'm the same on those letters.

And this shit? Looks absolutely identical to me.

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@StopTweetingMia Wait. The actual fuck? They're supposed to look different?

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@CaliMtnCryptid Well, at least thirty to fifty of them.

What? Somebody was gonna say it eventually. 😆

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@wolfyaltwitch I mean...what do Taoist vampires fear?

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@Piano_IsMyForte Congratulations, but also with extra points from "enGAYged."
🙂👍

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@mental_willness @rlycalm Prepositional phrases. Compound Sentences. Just an endless cornucopia of grammatical horrors.

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@WillieHandler @Herronisland When onions are criminalized, only criminals will have onions. Or something.

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@Susineedsanap @Freeyourmindkid Oh, this is so true. I've even seen some get weird about left-handedness. And scratch any of them, and you'll find just a whole nest of deeper and uglier prejudices.

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@Susineedsanap @Freeyourmindkid Daywalking ginger here. 🙂 I actually tan, but the people who are weird about red hair tend not to notice that difference.

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@MandlDA @Freeyourmindkid Oh. My. God.

This is why my Minnesota Norwegian dad taught me cribbage. The penny drops. 😄

Also...damn, would Dad be tickled pink at the Walz nomination if he were still here.

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@Warge6 @evAdvocate_org @gsdastur @highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Weird to say it, given he lost two men, which must not have felt very lucky at all, but...yeah, surviving that is a lucky thing.

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@Warge6 @evAdvocate_org @gsdastur @highbrow_nobrow @Acyn It doesn't look like GHB was awarded a Purple Heart for that, but I wonder. I just don't see how you come out getting shot down in a scenario like that without a few contusions, at a minimum.

I also don't care, though. The man was shot down over the Pacific.

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@217Kyng @Superherotalk18 Always glad to see Infinity getting some love.

"Now we win."

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*dying* 🤣🤣🤣

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Who did this, and how much do I owe you?