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[D @Qu33nnd_]

Honestly if you don't hype yourself up who else will

[D @Qu33nnd_]

@MetroNorth absolutely wild having a 2 hour delay in the middle of the tracks

[D @Qu33nnd_]

@FedExHelp I put a vacation hold on my delivery but my update still says my original delivery date. I’m not able to get in touch with anyone to be able to confirm my vacation hold. Can I please get assistance

[D @Qu33nnd_]

@Uber @Uber_Support $40 traffic surcharge after my trip ended is so ridiculous and a terrible policy. I’m going to get an overdraft fee

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

another climate change whistleblower "accidentally" dies, sure ok

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

when someone goes into the google doc while ur working on it

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

Good morning to everyone except Jake Gyllenhaal… actually where is he I just wanna talk

[D @Qu33nnd_]

do you ever get wine drunk and realize the 1st and 2nd magic Mike movies are the greatest films to exist

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable

[D @Qu33nnd_]

@9Jukebox9 Congrats baby!!!!!

[Omega level threat @9Jukebox9]

I KNOW y’all ain’t never seen Jamaican oxtail style birria tacos! Spread the word please! I’m trying to get my name out there and all it takes is 1 retweet! Twitter do your thing!

[D @Qu33nnd_]

@jesssslynnnn Absolutely

[D @Qu33nnd_]

@Marco_Rosano I thought you were talking about menstrual periods and I was like HOW WOULD YOU KNOW