Dirty Mind

Keep it in my TL..I like PDA!

[Dirty Mind @QuipQueen36]

Sarcasm:

The only thing I haven't faked.

[Evel @FeverFlave]

A smile can brighten anyone's day, but a good fucking can make their week. So go Fuck someone today.

[Evel @FeverFlave]

Better doomed with reality than cursed with uncertainty.

[Evel @FeverFlave]

She torments my dreams. Teasing me, like an unfulfilled fantasy.

[Dirty Mind @QuipQueen36]

Thank you for the TotD @DCLOVESJL You rock!

Follow: https://t.co/D13R0wFwFb

[Dirty Mind @QuipQueen36]

69

Cause 2 heads are better than 1...

[Evel @FeverFlave]

Three exclamation points is the most excited I get.

[Evel @FeverFlave]

Of course I'm Bi- Polar.

I go from hungry to horny every 2 minutes.

[KMA @OnceJayde]

Being apathetic maybe be wrong
but I don't care.

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Being told you're under followed is the Twitter version being single and lonely and having your married friends tell you you're a real catch

[Brother Rabbit @Kadayo_Takamini]

Babe, I wasn't looking at her butt. I was merely doing a background check.

[Dirty Mind @QuipQueen36]

I call him Sir.

-a sub tweet

[Chopper @chopper4jk]

I put a cute little star on your mushy love tweet, hope that made you feel better and shit.

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

It's not that you ever stop missing them but you do get use to that empty feeling. Some days are easier than others.

[Neil Parmesan @ktoab]

Career tip: "Doggie Style" is not an appropriate response for a "Position Desired" when filling out a job application.

[Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz]

God may be by your side but I'm blocking your preachy ass.