Chris Duffy

All opinions are my own; some are probably yours too.

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

#CNNTownHall what’s the proper way to inject disinfectant?

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@cnn #cnntownhall When will it be safe to shout BABABOOEY at gold matches?

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@CodyAlcorn And the point of this curfew is what??? Maybe to make it easier to arrest minorities for reason? Unless they’re concerned about this: https://t.co/5n1FxDV0G8

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@rayger11 @CodyAlcorn Who is Marshall?

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

Why can’t we all catch the cronut virus?

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

Like Madison and like Peter like deserve each other @BachelorABC #TeamBarb

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@ActionBronson you gonna be a mall chef? @americandream

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@realDonaldTrump @CNN It's an apostrophe, genius.

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@HolskiCTV Ahem

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

Barr’s summary of the 300 page Mueller report is 4 pages long. The Cliffs Notes to the 336 page “To Kill a Mockingbird” are 99 pages long. Lazy high school students are getting better briefings than Congress. #IStandWithSchiff

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@askfrontier Terrible connection this AM in Highlands, NC

[Money Cat @OneMoneyCat]

Marvel: "'Infinity War' Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History"

Me:

[Pasta Fazool @chrisdowning]

Sunflower seeds: For when you want to have a snack while pretending you’re a cockatiel.

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

That security feature that hides passwords with asterisks does me no good because my password for everything is eight asterisks.

[The Phil Factor @ThePhilFactor]

How many boxes of Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

If someone says they'd "Like a word with you," I can guarantee it's way more than one word and you're not going to like any of them.

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

I could tell you the story of breaking my arm sledding but be warned, it goes downhill fast.

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Welcome to your 40’s. Your body now involuntarily makes haunted house sound effects.

[Chris Duffy @RadioFreeDuffy]

@rickdees Happy Birthday to us!