Jaya Ballard

Task mage. Pyromancer. Planeswalker. Toast aficionado. Ironically fascinated by the sport of ice hockey.

[Jaya Ballard @RealJayaBallard]

@DrHandgrenaid Lundqvist waives NTC; dealt to San Jose. Quoted as saying, “Sure am glad I only have to play against Matt Grzelcyk twice a year!”

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@BearlyonTopic Lets liquor up that Nick fellow and bring him to karaoke night!
#BearlyOnKey

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@MTSteinmann @BearlyonTopic @HackswithHaggs Tuukka seems just the type to do that, too.

Reporter: “You’ve done so well this year despite the media predicting your demise. What do you have to say now?”
Rask: *bedroom eyes*

[Jonathan Healey @SocialHistoryOx]

Historical generals pointing out the toilets: a short thread.

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@BearlyonTopic KPD blocked Geoff because Geoff showed KPD how much he makes as a rock doctor and the numbers scared him.
Probably.

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@DrHandgrenaid The Wild looked awfully flat most of last night, so there’s that. But you can’t tell me the Bruins are better without 63, 46, and 42.

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@PleasantKenobi Wyvern here - how badly did I bone you in that draft?

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@PleasantKenobi I put a single copy of myself in the sideboard and destroyed a Retreat to Coralhelm in game 2. #TasteIt

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@PleasantKenobi If it makes you feel better, I sleeved up Mono-red Tron and 3-0-1'd last night in your stead. #Toasty

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WE HAVE IGNITION.

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@Conley81 This one brought a tear to my eye.

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@Top8Games and leaving a mess at a different hotel will somehow make it all better? #NoodlyAppendages

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@lsv Press into Service on MTGO: "You! See that guy? He's got a counter! Now you do too! Go get him, champ!"

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@SqueeGoblnNabob I say we celebrate with a barbecue. You can be the man of the hour and the kindling.

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@lsv @BraunDuinIt @ChannelFireball wtg BBD

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My Twitter was compromised by a filthy blue player. Sorry if you got spam from me. #IToastedIt

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@SheldonMenery Is there some kind of context here? That's... wow.

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Every day is Friday if you have a wealth of fire spells.

Or a wok, I guess.

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@lsv Pretty good for a next-level pun; I am proud!