Dear @lucasbros, @SklarBrothers: Exactly how long should we expect to be met at the venue that booked us with only one microphone, a lot of eye rolling, and staff asking WHY we can't just share one mic? Asking for us. Because, damn.
#waybackwednesday - oh yes that clap took me back to the teen years. She knows. And she knows that you know. And frankly she’s disappointed that you thought this would work. But here’s a clap. #youtriedit
@MyFavMurder Hot Flash: Keep your doorbell silent on Halloween next year by passing out apples with a small slit cut in them this year! Parents will skip your house forever! #yourewelcome