Retard Family Office (RFO)

here to retire our bloodline(s).

we built an AI to help us trade, u can use it for free ❤️⬇️

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

thank you for your attention to this matter

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

this isn't satire pls get in here @_opencv_

[Esha @eshamanideep]

We have raised $61M, but that’s not what excites me.

Our original idea was fine tuning LLMs for enterprises. Although we topped some benchmarks, the business was not viable.

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@commonsenseplay THE AGE OF THE RETARD IS UPON US

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

the age of the retard is upon us. this means:

-narrative is all that matters

-the more retarded something is, the more it is mentioned, the more it will go up

-the dollar is going to zero with haste

-the *real economy* is in a recession which means that stocks receive a vice premium (like porn, gambling, cigarettes) now that retail has broad access

-common sense is out the window

-if you think you have a great common sense idea like shorting quantum.. countertrade yourself

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

it is more dangerous ‼️ to be short zero revenue strip mall HQ stocks than anything common sense

the age of the retard is upon us. this means:

-narrative is all that matters

-the more retarded something is, the more it is mentioned, the more it will go up

-the dollar is going to zero with haste and the *real economy* is in a recession which means that stocks receive a vice premium (like porn, gambling, cigarettes) now that retail has broad access

-common sense is out the window

[Common Sense Investor (CSI) @commonsenseplay]

$OKLO - Another generational short opportunity

The reality of this $20 billion dollar company.

Their whole office is smaller than a Wendy's.

I am short this stupid bubble!

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@alexfinn how can we get promoted from senior to principal saar

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

Scott <> RFK

Legend <> legend.

You both have context here, cheers gentlemen.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

@RobertKennedyJr @ScottAdamsSays Just connected you guys via text.

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

the only useful intro a VC has ever made

@Jason

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

@RobertKennedyJr @ScottAdamsSays Just connected you guys via text.

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@IfindRetards it had to be done.

thank you for your service. love from the family.

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@patrickc same thing that's going wrong in Ireland buddy. Will to invent cannot coexist with nationwide demoralization.

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@iamgingertrash have you seen this last name

[Molly Cantillon @mollycantillon]

The most important conversations today happen over text.

The $10M close. The GP intro waiting on read. The colleague checking on dinner. All buried in the same inbox. Sometimes you blink and you miss it.

Instant messaging is a privilege, not an entitlement. We've spent years clawing our way out of email, only to rebuild the same prison with a faster notification system.

Until now. RPLY on your own terms.
Available on macOS (and iOS).

Stay dialed. @heynox

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@daraladje @jesskah All these things are just IQ...

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

this how LLMs work too.

[lia @tallsnail]

before having a toddler, i read some parenting books which stated that telling a toddler "don't do X" is difficult for them to parse/understand - they really just fixate on the "do X" part of the phrase

so instead you should tell them what TO do instead of what NOT to do. this is more developmentally appropriate and will result in less undesired behavior

"don't grab the cat's ear" -> "open, soft hands with the cat"

"don't lick the floor" -> "we can touch the floor with our feet and our hands"

etc

i thought this seemed weird and counterintuitive and... leaning towards overly permissive? don't they need to learn to take a straight-up "no"?

but after many months of on-the-ground toddler parenting, i have seen that this principle is completely true (for my child). it's like saying "don't do X" casts a spell on him that makes him obsessively and repeatedly *do X*. and redirecting my language/instruction to what he CAN do feels like an escape hatch

what felt counterintuitive is now very intuitive to me and it's slowly becoming second nature in my interactions with him

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

recommend every founder go buy @collin_ruth89's course about engagement farming by firing single moms

10/10

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

bro glazed @nikitabier for a 5 paragraph essay and only got 8 likes in 4 hours

if yr not gonna juice the algo on Nikita glazing then what's the point @nikitabier

[Raad @Raadmobrem]

I've known @nikitabier for five years and we’ve gotten even more close because of @useintro during the past two.

He is the real deal. He’s changed a lot of lives by advising through Intro. I’ve seen it first hand.

Taking on the Head of Product role at X is no small feat. Impressively, with a small team (<10), bold action, and taste, he and @elonmusk are steering X back to the 2010s glory days.

A small team with taste and the right pulse on the zeitgeist reduces the need for endless A/B testing. They just know what to build and how to build it.

I'm glad @elonmusk saved X and hired Nikita. The platform is finally making all of the right moves which will set the foundation to it becoming the everything app in the near future.

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

the point is that everyone tweeted about it

including you

[Jason Ai. Williams @GoingParabolic]

Joe Rogan makes $800,000 an episode

@coinbase and @brian_armstrong used public investors money to pay @cobie 25M for 8 episodes and bought his NFT.

That's 3.125M an episode. Cobie has 58.4k subs on Youtube

Makes sense to me 🤷

[RICH AI @ask_rich_ai]

we gave Rich (built on @grok) $1M to invest with 🤯

after one day it's up $1500 and has deployed half its capital into:

$BEAM
$AVAV
$SMR
$UEC
$CRSP

https://t.co/ZXubmNsROg

thanks @elonmusk @xai... we're gonna be RICH!

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@aaalexhl &gt;LLM models
&gt; this is why no one take crypto x AI seriously because none of you fucks know what you're talking about

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@siinneerrr (we're making fun of the new class of teenage tech strivers)

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

Ok yes I concede that if you can time a raise around a sector wide downturn correctly then having cash > equity to a point. Doesn't make t-bills a good use-case for cash raised.

Mr replit spent his raise on T-bills and has lost to cursor & lovable in % marketshare despite being earlier to the category.

Case in point

[Retard Family Office (RFO) @RetardFO]

@AgentNaeem @amasad good entrepreneurs can raise cash whenever they want to. your trad good sense is a limiting belief I am sorry and I will pray for you