Rowan

• 2nd Year Politics Student • LGBTQ+ Officer for @QMLabSoc • Socialist •

[Rowan @RowanMurphy4]

@tasshh7 @tasmoo5 Need

[Rowan @RowanMurphy4]

@mamasitamaz Me 🚨👮‍♀️

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

if i had a gf i woudl heart react every text she ever send

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Are you a man or a woman? Sorry, only 63 year olds are allowed to smoke. Yeah, just another nine hours til we're in Manchester.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

As a Black woman, and someone on the left of the Labour Party, I have unfortunately been forced to reach the conclusion that I will not get a fair hearing from this Labour leadership.

[molly smith @pastachips]

feels so relevant that Stockton Rush was in the tourist submersibles business bc he ultimately wanted to sell the tech to the oil & gas industries. so many different kinds of death drives at play! (screenshot from: https://t.co/ckxsOHE5qY)

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Nahh this has me literally CRYING

[Lou🕺IS SEEING ATARASHII GAKKO @shuushiotsuki]

Nothing will ever top this 😭

[2 blinis 1 borscht @runolgarun]

ben shapiro's chief complaint about glass onion is the same complaint a baby would have about their mommy disappearing behind a pair of hands briefly

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

Me telling the England players to run faster from the comfort of my home.

[2025 🤟🏾 @ArryWithA_H]

If Morocco wins and England wins. The Edgware Road after party will go down in UK history

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

girlfriend: Have you been hanging out with that Victorian era noble again

my dumb ass: What the devil are you talking about

[Lucy Watson @Lucywwatson]

A *first-time buyer* on *£30k* buying a *terraced house* in *London*

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This has been sent to all Labour MPs by the party leadership, banning them from posting anything on social media except for tributes to the Queen or whatever the party tells them, and banning them from talking to the media.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

[20th century 007 movie]

woman: i'm ms. perky tits

bond: but of course you are

*they shag in the next scene*

[21st century 007 movie]

bond: the name's-

woman: i know who you are, mr. bond: an artifact of a forgotten war, now just dead weight

*they shag in the next scene*

[Daniel @tweetingdanielj]

Me on Christmas Day, a few baileys deep, when the Kings speech comes on

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

her final words were “elves can’t be black”

[tez @tezdamn]

Holy fuck the Queen is going to be reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ newborn child

[Rowan @RowanMurphy4]

This cannot be real

[Kim @Kimmu14]

So @BorisJohnson is going to see the Queen at Balmoral on Tuesday. Have we lost our fight to keep him or do we have to wait until the 11th hour? Any updates on Bringing Boris Back @peteratcmc @ConsPost ....anyone?