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Darling I'm A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream

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Are you joking??? @DFS Shame on you!!!!! Promised a delivery a week ago last Sunday…What a shambles!!! @DFSCare Sort it out!

[Rico @Ritchie_Beckett]

Merry Christmas to all at @DFS @DFSCare Hope your management team have a comfortable festive period, don’t go worrying about us, I’m sure we’ll be fine on our sun loungers!! Can everyone please retweet this for me?

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Jerk seasoning from a jar??? #celebritymasterchef

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Club Tropicana on @BBCRadioTwo making me want to go on holiday 😩

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Waking up Saturday after no drinks Friday and feeling hungover 😖 #Cheated

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I’m bloody starving 🤤 #MasterChefUK

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Most annoying and totally not funny presenters on TV at the minute? Tom Allen and Liam Charles 🙄 Try hard. #BakeOfftheProfessionals

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@EONhelp Is there a problem with your website tonight?

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@BritishGas There’s a letter of complaint coming your way.

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@BritishGas DO NOT USE THEM ❌ They told me to fix my problem I needed to pay £800 on top of my £20 per month. I got a REAL plumber in who fixed the issue with a new radiator for £100. Now I’m stuck in a contract with them that isn’t worth a thing. #initforthemoney #theives

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@BritishGasHelp How did you guess!? 🙄 Especially when the problem was fixed without it...

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@nic_dudhill So funny! 😂

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When you have a long assed work day, @BritishGas screw you by actually not insuring you for anything with your home care ‘insurance cover’ and you then get home to @virginmedia dumping their crap outside your house... 👍🏼 #winningatlife 😫😠😑 #FFS #PassTheWine

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The new Nissan Juke advert... How come the guy doesn’t know how to get to work? 🙈

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Don’t you just love it when your energy company ignore your complaints and then do the same thing you complained about initially on your next bill?? 🤬 @eonenergyuk #worstenergyproviderever

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@nic_dudhill About 4 times last night! I thought the world was ending! 🙈

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@sdephysio Every cloud!! 😂😂

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First day off work in 7 days, and I wake up earlier than any of my alarms this week... 😩😭

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Wondering why people who make the comfiest of clothes always stick a big old nasty itchy tag in the back... #noneed #ruined

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@chesterfielduk @oliperez You had a good one...?

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After a big night out, feeling crap, venture to @McDonalds drive through and get home to find they forgot your extra double cheeseburger that you paid for 😩 #notmadjustdisappointed #stillhungry